“hey man. i saw you flirting with Y/N earlier.” Deadshot stated.

“so?” 

“so its a Tuesday. which means its me and Boomerang flirting with her today.”

*******

the Joker grinned from ear to ear as he was escorted into the van by Deadshot and Captain Boomerang. as soon as the doors closed and it was just the three, Deadshot turned to the Joker, “ok i saw you flirting with Y/N right before he grabbed you and i think there’s some shit you best get acquainted with if you’re going to continue to do that.”

the Joker laughed, “i’ve heard of your ‘alliances,’ your day to day who gets to flirt with her shebang you have going. i dont do rules.”

“obviously.” Deadshot stated, “but you’ll follow these or you’ll get capped.”