“so we finally get to meet the lass?” Chibs grinned.

Happy shrugged.

“wonder why you’ve been keeping her hidden so long man, she must be one hot piece of ass.” Tig teased.

before Happy could answer, you walked in with Gemma. all eyes turned to you and Tig’s jaw dropped, “holy shit.”

Happy pulled out his gun and glared at the others. “listen up everyone, this is Y/N, Happy’s old lady, so we’re all going to give her a proper welcome.” Gemma said.

“hi everyone, its nice to finally meet you guys, i’ve heard so many stories.” you grinned.

“really?” Tig said, “Happy tells stories?”

Happy stood and put his arm over your shoulders, glaring at everyone while you smiled up at him, “Happy is a great storyteller.” you assured the group.

“Hap why dont you tell us the story of how you managed to snag a keeper like Y/N?” Jax asked.

“I’m lucky.”

Chibs laughed, “great story mate.”

“you are just the most beautiful thing.” the man said, leaning closer.

“she is, isnt she?” Nat said, moving so the guy could see her as well.

“and who might you be?” the man said, obviously thanking god for his luck of having two beautiful women in his midst.

“im her girlfriend, pleasure to meet you.” Nat said, holding out a hand.

the guy awkwardly shook it and Nat pulled him closer, “and i’m the only one who gets to call her beautiful, now im sure you have something else you could be doing right now so beat it.”

“we all know Teddy Williams can knock it out of the park.” Aldo stated, “the real question, is can you ask Y/N to marry you.”

“yeah!” Donny screamed.

“yeah!” the others screamed.

“whats with all the shouting?” you asked, walking into the main room of the hide out house, having just been woken up by these screaming men. 

“Y/N i love you and i want you to do me the extreme honour of becoming my wife.” Donny said very quickly.

you rubbed your eyes, still half asleep, “what?”

“marry me?”

“okay.” 

“she said okay!” he screamed, wrapping his arms around you and spinning you around while the rest of the group cheered. 

Poe was running through the base screaming “i’m magic! she’s pregnant! we’re having triplets!” he turned down a hallway and almost knocked Finn over.

“woah, slow down, what happened?” Finn asked.

“bro. i have a magical penis.” Poe said in dead seriousness.

“what?!”

“Y/N’s pregnant with triplets. therefore. i have a magic penis.”

“you’ve been spending a lot of time with Robb and Jon.” Cersie stated.

“yes, they offered to show me around.” you answered.

“i’m sure they did my sweet darling. you are beautiful, smart and part of a strong house. a union between you and a Stark heir would be quite beneficial for them.” she said.

“sometimes its not all about politics.” you laughed.

“but sometimes it is. and i dont like those boys. they seem too… ambitious.” 

“is that a family trait restricted to our own house?”

“yes.”

“i hope i havent kept you waiting long Mr. Northman.” you said, coming down th stairs with your dress flowing out behind you.

“the wait was worth it for the pleasure of an audience with you my Queen.”

“you always were a sweet talker.” you smiled. “now what can i do for you?”

“so there’s this girl… my lab partner-” Peter stated.

“okay im going to stop you right there.” Tony said, “do it. if you like her, do it. dont waist time like i did with Pepper. when you find someone you like, and i mean, really like, just to whatever you can and you go out and get her.”

“so you’re the woman i’ve heard so much about… the killer of men.” Daenerys smiled, looking you up and down, “i must say i’m quite impressed. half the kingdom is afraid of you and the other half is in love with you.”

“thats a gross exaggeration.” you laughed.

“the Starks, the Martells, the Boltons, the Lannister, even the wildlings are enamoured with you. not even including a few of the people closest to me.” she said, referring to Daario and Jorah. 

“men are easily wooed my Queen, you must know that.”

she smiled, “i think we should be allies.”

“honestly its not a big deal.” you said, “i will always be your best friend-”

“no you wont because he’s stealing you from me.”

“slow down, no one is stealing anybody.” Sweetpea assured her, “you just have to learn to share.”

she glared at him. “i know how to share, do you?”