you had been in this weird alternate reality for a month and you still hadn’t found Venom. you knew he was somewhere in San Diego but other than that you had no idea.
you were walking past a convenient store when you stopped, turning to look inside. the familiar black mass was standing there, a dead body on the floor.
you immediately entered the shop, “Venom! i need to talk to you!” you said, “my name is Y/N and im from an alternate reality where i’m your host.”
***
Eddie had invited you to live with him while you figured out if you’d ever be able to get home or not. plus, you knew everything about what it was like to live with Venom so Eddie could ask you for advice about stuff.
“he just gets so impatient sometimes.” Eddie said.
“do not.”
“do to.” you and Eddie insisted.
you grinned, “the Venom i’m used to got addicted to Turducken and one time when the grocery store was out, he tried to make one himself, it did not go well.”
“Eddie, what is Turducken?”
“its like a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.” you explained.
“you mean there’s a meal out there that is three murders for the price of one!? Eddie why have we not feasted on this divine creature yet?!”
Eddie sighed and looked at you, “well now you’ve done it.”
“we must have Turducken Eddie! we must!”
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