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there was an issue with the “Speak Easy” and all three of them wanted to be the one to tell Veronica… which may or may not have totally been because they knew you were helping Veronica out with the whole thing and could use it as an excuse to talk to you.

they all got there at the same time and stopped, looking around the “Speak Easy” for you. their eyes all landed on you speaking with Veronica.

Reggie was the first to speak, “Damn.” he breathed.

“you can say that again.” Sweet Pea grinned.

“she’s so pretty.” Fangs melted.

you noticed the three of them before Veronica did, excusing yourself to approach them, “Hey you guys, is this urgent?”

“yeah, um…. someones trying to ruin Veronica’s opening night.” Fangs explained.

“nice dress.” Reggie interjected.

Sweet Pea nodded, “yeah you look really great.”

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“did you hear we had a quest earlier today?” March asked.

the Countess sighed, “why, anything interesting?”

“well he did take a liking to your little dove.” March grinned, “i advize you not to kill him on the premises.” 

“did she seem interested?” The Countess asked.

“i suppose a little. he had a way about him.” March began to explain, “ah, here he comes again now, you’ll see for yourself.”

Michael had just entered the hotel, the Countess stepped in his way, “you’re right James, this one is different.”

Michael looked the countess up and down, “and you are?”

“you can call me the countess.” she answered, holding out a perfectly manicured hand, “i speak for Y/N.”

“odd. she spoke well enough for herself earlier today.” Michael said, narrowing his eyes.

the countess laughed slightly, “you’re not the first who’s taken an interest in my little dove but there’s nothing you can do, she’s stuck here, with me, forever.”

“see that’s where you’re wrong.” Michael grinned.

March leaned towards the countess, “he released Queenie earlier this morning.”

“well that is interesting.” The Countess sighed, “and what makes you think you can come in here and take what’s rightfully mine.”

“Y/N doesn’t belong to you.”

“and you see that, pretty boy, is where you’re wrong.”

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-it would start with catching both of their eyes

-the entire fam would be like “oh no, another thing for these two to fight about.”

-they’d try to find ways to get you to say which one of them you prefer

-finally confiding in Tony that you’re honestly just into both of them 

-she sits them down and is like “you both have to stop acting like idiots. so I did some recon, and she’s honestly just into both of you the same way.” “well now what?” “there’s this amazing thing called polyamory guys, look it up.”

-they look into it

-and they realize they could both be dating you and it doesn’t make them gay or in anyway have to even actually like each other

-you’re shocked when the both of them ask you to meet at Pop’s together

-you sit down across from them and they explain that they looked into polyamory and are willing to give both of them dating you a try if you’re up for it

-creating a group chat

-they both kinda have alpha personalities

-and this would clash at the start but they’d come up with ways to deal with it

-starting out with movie dates, Sweetpea immediately asserts his dominance by putting his arm over your shoulders while Reggie glares at him but settles with his hand going to your upper thigh, then Sweetpea glares at him because thats a good idea

-they both want to walk you to school

-Sweetpea is taller so he calls dibs on arm over your shoulders while Reggie holds your hand, or puts his hand in your back pocket, (wonder where he learned that from)

-people give you odd looks from the first day this happen

-”so what’s going on with Sweetpea and Reggie?” Veronica asks, Betty leaning closer because she wants to know too. when you explain it they’re both like “this is not going to last. Y/N, you know that, they hate each other.”

-your first date at your place and its kinda awkward at the start because having two massive guys walking around your kitchen is just kinda odd

-sitting on the couch to watch a movie

-these guys are huge so good luck trying to get comfortable on that couch

-moving to your bed because the couch has no space

-all of you lying on your backs until Sweetpea is like screw this, and pulls you over so you’re cradled against his chest, Reggie spoons you

-”so why do you guys hate each other so much?”

-you fall asleep first and they both are just kinda there. so they start whispering and talking. they realize they have more in common than they thought, plus if they want this whole thing to work they have to start being nicer to each other

-they agree to start working out together

-waking up cuddled between these gorgeous men

-at school you usually have class with at least one of them, and in classes with both each sit on either side of you

-they are fiercely protective of you

-like no one can fuck with you

-you always have one on either side of you

-you get cold and Sweetpea offers his leather while Reggie offers his letterman jacket

-and these guys are big so their jackets are big

-the other serpents kinda dont know what to do at first. like, they’ll accept you, but does this mean they suddenly have to warm up to Reggie?

-getting along really well with the Serpents because you make Sweetpea super happy and he’s such a sweet little muffin

-they’re both super cocky

-which is great

-”give me a kiss sugar.”

-the best fucking pet names. 

-they both like to call you Princess

-Reggie is more of a “doll face” kinda guy

-Sweetpea likes “pretty girl.”

-can you imagine partying with these guys?

-that would be so hot, like, one on either side and they can never keep their hands to themselves so they’re all over you

-stealing their clothes

-tracing Sweetpea’s tattoo makes Reggie want to get a tattoo of some kind

-i mean, they try to keep it to a minimum, but sometimes they end up looking at each other when they’re with you and it spurs them on, like a good kind of competition on who can make you feel the best

-they’re also super horny

-they like marks. im sorry if you dont. this is just a thing with them

-and they’re rough

-plus, Sweetpea has those rings so get fucking ready doll

-the first time it happens is kinda odd but they make up for it the next morning, its all about rhythm and these boys realize they have a knack for it 

-honestly its all just hanging out

-you and Sweetpea go to Reggie’s sports games and cheer him on from the sidelines

-group hugs when Reggie wins

-running onto the field and Reggie spins you around, Sweetpea stands there and when Reggie sets you down they bro hug

-they both just kinda like lifting you up all the time

-Sweetpea is king of throwing you over his shoulder

-Reggie’s more of a piggy back guy

-sometimes they try to coordinate things

-like cooking for you, but this never ends well. they’re huge fans of take out

-they actually are okay when you fall asleep first and they just talk about stuff

-sometimes pretending to be asleep to hear what they’re talking about

-usually its kinda dumb stuff but mostly its about you

-taking them both shopping. Sweetpea hates it with a burning passion but Reggie is a fashion icon so he helps you choose stuff

-well, Sweetpea helps in Victoria’s secret

-they agree on silk and lace

-they also agree on loving to tear your clothes off

-when you’re having a rough day, you have two adorable big puppy boys to cuddle you and make you feel better

-they also like attention

-studying together is you studying and both of them just playing with your hair and groaning about not wanting to study

-they always want to crash girls night but you always evade them

-the fact that this dynamic actually works out shocks everyone, Betty and Veronica especially want to know what it’s like having both Sweetpea and Reggie

-its actually just so loving once everything is settled though

-massive group hugs and cuddles

-once they’re comfortable with each other of course

-dragging them both around at carnivals

-its actually so funny because Sweetpea is usually pretty stone cold and Reggie can be kind of distant and then between these two huge asshole looking dudes is just you, and you’re a little bundle of sunshine in compairison

-ultimate lazy cuddle days with these babies who just need cuddles and head massages

-i’ve already said it but they are just so protective of you

-and Sweetpea has the whole gang behind him

-Reggie has the football team

-so you are protected AF

-sometimes they’ll fight over who gets to do things. arm wrestle for who gets to drive you to school one morning. a shoot out on the basketball court to see who gets to dance with you first at prom

-yeah everyone would know you’re taken

-like no one flirts with you because everyone just knows

-you know what. i am here for this okay?

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“okay so i met this new guy and-” you began.

“here we go again.” Bucky sighed, “what’s he look like.”

you pulled out your phone to show him the guy’s instagram, “he looks like this. so he’s super cute and sweet.”

you began explaining the cute things the guy had done since you started seeing each other and Sam just stared at you, “Y/N hold on. all these things sound just like things he should be doing anyways.”

“yeah.” Bucky agreed, “Sam’s right. we always hold doors open for you.”

“come on, it’s different.” you rolled your eyes.

“how.”

“well neither of you want to date me.”

they both looked at each other and back to you. Sam sighed, “i’m going to say it.”

“dont say it.” Bucky warned.

“i’m going to.” Sam grabbed your shoulders, “we would both totally date you.”

-so these boys are pretty shallow. which means as soon as they see you they each try to call dibs

-but they say it at the same time so now what?

-obviously this is a HUGE dilemma so they go to you and are all whiney about the fact that they’re both into you

-you suggest dating them both

-and like, they’ve technically done it before, but usually the girls are not chill with it? and usually they don’t take the girl out at the same time?

-having to sit down and explain that Polyamory is a thing. 

-they’re both shook

-but they’re both super down for it

-they’re both so needy though so this would be kinda hectic

-and they’re not amazing at sharing so….

-Boone’s actually pretty decent at it? like he’s in love with you so he’s super romantic and wants to take you out on dinner dates and buy you flowers and chocolates

-so Chad is like ‘screw this now i have to take her on actual cute romantic dinner dates and buy her flowers and chocolates.’

-it takes a little while but Chad eventually becomes an actually okay part of the poly relationship?

-Chad and Boone are super into praise, so they do anything to make you happy

-they’re honestly both just puppies

-and Chad is loaded, so he actually treats you and Boone to nice dates and presents all the time

-they are actually in love with taking you shopping?

-especially when you’re all getting ready to meet Chad’s family for the first time

-you need an amazing dress. like, you have to look amazing

-the three of you sit down at Chad’s family dinner table and everyone is like, “why is this other guy here.” and Chad’s like, “he’s my girlfriends other boyfriend and my best friend Boone.” “what?” “it basically means we’re both boinking her and we go on group dates and hang out all together all the time.” “i mean, technically but that’s a really bad way of putting it Chad.”

-okay, so trust, honest and communication are super important in poly relationships but Boone only tells you he’s one of the Red Devil’s and doesn’t tell Chad for obvious reasons

-meeting Hester/Chanel number 6 and she’s psycho but she’s okay with you dating her brother because you’re actually kind of smart and you’re teaching him things which she never has the patience for, and as long as you keep their secret she doesn’t have to kill you

-they would teach you how to golf

-sandwich hugs

-the whole two bed in their room situation would not work. you and Boone show up one day after classes and Chad is just lying on a new king sized be he bought for all of you

-Chad realizing he really values the whole relationship and also realizes he’s just not attracted to any other girls any more?! shocker, i know. he is shook

-all of you study together, after all you’re at the university

-you’d be Chantel’s worst enemy, this is a given, because she could never make Chad stay faithful but you can? rage

-groupchat

-Boone is called “Bonetown” on the chat

-Chad is called “Chad Fuckswell” on the chat

-you’re called “Princess” on the chat

-they both have super high sex drive. so there’s that

-i mean, they’re pretty normal when it comes to sex? (their characters are literally classic frat brothers)

-well Chad does have that whole dead thing and Boone is literally a killer

-but they’re both super into after sex cuddles

-Boone prefers big spooning you while you cuddle against Chad

-they’re not really hoodie guys but they agree to both go buy one hoodie each so you have a hoodie. which basically means you have a hoodie and they share a hoodie and when you get bored of your hoodie, you take theirs and then they take your hoodie back

-hanging out with them while they work out. they both really try to get your attention

-sometimes they want you to help them work out, like lying on their back while they do push ups or going on their back while they do squats or pull ups

-tbh i feel like i missed out on this show while it was on air

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“you’ve recently been linked to Y/N L/N, do you have any comments on that?” Eddie sighed, reading the question his boss and forced him to ask.

“Y/N and I have a mutual project, in fact here she comes.” Carlton looked past Eddie to where you were approaching. 

“ah Y/N!” Eddie grinned, “good to see you, how are you doing?”

“I’m doing great Eddie,” you looked between him and the camera, “if you’re doing an interview i can come back later.”

“right, i forgot you two know each other.” Carlton said, hand slipping around your waist. 

Eddie’s gaze went down to Carlton’s hand, “yeah we do- so how long have you two been together?”

“we’re not.” you answered.

“we’re just close.” Carlton glared at Eddie, removing his hand from your waist.

Eddie grinned, “and why is that?”

you opened your mouth but Carlton held up a hand, “this interview is over, turn off the camera.”

Eddie motioned for the camera man to do as Carlton had said, “perfect, now that we’re off the record, Y/N we never ended up getting that coffee, you free now?”

“definitely.” 

“look, we all know Y/N is coming tonight and, since she’ll be getting ready with me, she’s going to look like a snack.” Veronica stated, “and i need you two to promise right now that you’re not going to try anything with her tonight.”

Reggie rolled his eyes, “like what?”

“you know what.” Veronica glared.

“no promises.” Reggie grinned smugly.

Sweetpea glared at him, “i’ll only promise if he does.”

“its not going to happen.” Reggie stated.

Sweetpea rolled his eyes, turning to go, “text me if he changes his mind, if not, all bets are off tonight.”

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they both stared at you as you stood with Cobb looking at plans. neither said anything.

“aren’t the two of you supposed to be working on your jobs?” Ariadne asked.

“right.” Eames said first, tapping Arthur.

Arthur almost fell out of his chair, “what?”

“why were you both staring at Y/N?” Ariadne questioned.

“we were not.” Eames laughed.

“yes you were.”

Arthur sighed, “yes we were and we need to deal with that don’t we Eames.” 

Eames grinned, “i suppose.”

“all i’m saying is its weird that both of you get to share Y/N.” Randy said, “you’re already sharing so-”

“as if.” Stu stated.

“you haven’t even heard what i was going to say!”

“i know what you’re going to say. and you sound ignorant Randy.” 

“wow, never thought i’d hear you say the word ignorant.” Randy grinned.

Stu glared but then you and Billy arrived, he took one last look at Randy, “don’t bring this up again.”