Tag: jared leto

-you’d start off helping him out and quickly move up the ranks until you’re his direct right hand woman

-he’s always super impressed with your work ethic

-he’s attracted to you from the start

-after a particularly rough night of mayhem he gets caught up in the moment and kisses you

-we all know what this leads to: some pretty kinky shit yo

-after that he trusts you even more as his second

-he gets super protective

-people were scared of you before but now? you’re the second most dangerous person in the city

-people know not to mess with you. not because the Joker will mess them up, but because you will

-the Joker adores your similarities

-people are scared enough of you two when you’re alone, let alone when you’re together

-people will literally piss themselves if the two of you show up

-Joker likes to play

-i mean, i’m not saying he’d totally get off on hurting people but he totally does fam

-whenever you get too caught up in doing your job as his right hand, sometimes he’s like, just live a little and will throw you over his shoulder

-driving super fast cars

-i mean you’re in a relationship but i feel like you would have made you way to the top before that happened so people still respect you

-the Joker would be pissed if they didn’t respect you

-idk this would be a pretty hella dynamic 

six of his best guys had accompanied you on your shopping trip while J held a private meeting for some of the biggest Gangsters and Drug Lords in the country. and every second of it he was on edge because he couldent see you. 

when the meeting was over his guards drove you back to the house. J was waiting for you, arms open, “come on, baby. i missed you.”

he only brought you to the most expensive places, because they had plush changing room seating for him to wait in while you tried stuff on. he sat on the fur covered sofa, five security guards just a few meters away. 

you opened your door, looking out at him with a grin.

“how’s it look kitten?” he asked, “why dont you let me see?”

you walked out of the change room in the dress he picked out. it was gorgeous, smooth silky material that hugged everything perfectly. The Joker eyed every inch of you and stood up, approaching you with his arms open. he licked his lips hungrily and a growl sounded in his chest, “you look puurfect kitten.”  

he was doing business when a sudden sound drew his attention to the stage. his eyes found you immediately. you were stunning. like an angel. and the sounds that were coming from your mouth were angelic.

he had been skeptic about hiring a singer to sing slow haunting tunes at a club but the recruitment guy had said you were amazing. and he had not been wrong.

the Joker watched you the entire hour you were scheduled and after the show he followed you to the break room. upon his entering, everyone in the break room left, except you, it was your first day and you didnt know any better.

he loved that. you knew nothing about him. had no fear. 

his little angel.

“your voice.” he stated, drawing your attention, “how much are we paying you?”

“15 an hour.” you answered, realizing this was the boss.

he began laughing, he turned to his men, “make it a hundred. see you tomorrow Angel.”

you could feel him getting agitated. his mind faltering from the plan. that was usual though. the Joker didnt make plans. but this was important.

this deal had to be made. no killing. no threats.

your hand settled on his thigh and he took a deep breath in, forcing himself to steady. you had that affect. being able to keep his eyes on the prize. you didnt do it often, hell, the Joker liked to have his fun.

but he knew this was important, just the same as you, which was why you were there. the ‘angel on his shoulder’ the love of his life.

“i can not believe you got the Joker, a psychopath, to agree to a blind date!” you said angrily at your best friend, The Enchantress, who grinned at you.

“i just wanted some fun.”

“well cancel it.” you stated.

“too late.” 

she turned you around and you came face to face with Mr. J himself. he looked down at you, a grin spreading across his face, “hows it going doll?”

“hey man. i saw you flirting with Y/N earlier.” Deadshot stated.

“so?” 

“so its a Tuesday. which means its me and Boomerang flirting with her today.”

*******

the Joker grinned from ear to ear as he was escorted into the van by Deadshot and Captain Boomerang. as soon as the doors closed and it was just the three, Deadshot turned to the Joker, “ok i saw you flirting with Y/N right before he grabbed you and i think there’s some shit you best get acquainted with if you’re going to continue to do that.”

the Joker laughed, “i’ve heard of your ‘alliances,’ your day to day who gets to flirt with her shebang you have going. i dont do rules.”

“obviously.” Deadshot stated, “but you’ll follow these or you’ll get capped.”

he had closed down his whole club just for you. because life had been tough lately. so he was going to pamper the shit out of you (like any good gangster would)

“care to dance pumpkin?” he asked, holding out a hand to you.

“you did all of this for me J?” you looked around.

“of course i did sugar.” he pulled you to his chest as the music started, “you’re my queen.”

“Princess!” his voice rang out. Frost opened the door for you to enter the room, trying not to look at the mayhem in front of you, you focused on Mr. J.  you could tell by his movements that he was enraged.

he got like this… a lot. and sometimes it was better to keep a level head, control, but the only thing that could control his tantrums was you. his opponents couldent see him so frazzled, so ready to do anything even if he got himself killed.

you wrapped your arms around him, gently running your fingers through his hair. he closed his eyes and pressed into your touch, that familiar purring sound erupting from his chest, “you always know how to keep daddy me in check, dont cha sugar?”