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-you’d start off helping him out and quickly move up the ranks until you’re his direct right hand woman

-he’s always super impressed with your work ethic

-he’s attracted to you from the start

-after a particularly rough night of mayhem he gets caught up in the moment and kisses you

-we all know what this leads to: some pretty kinky shit yo

-after that he trusts you even more as his second

-he gets super protective

-people were scared of you before but now? you’re the second most dangerous person in the city

-people know not to mess with you. not because the Joker will mess them up, but because you will

-the Joker adores your similarities

-people are scared enough of you two when you’re alone, let alone when you’re together

-people will literally piss themselves if the two of you show up

-Joker likes to play

-i mean, i’m not saying he’d totally get off on hurting people but he totally does fam

-whenever you get too caught up in doing your job as his right hand, sometimes he’s like, just live a little and will throw you over his shoulder

-driving super fast cars

-i mean you’re in a relationship but i feel like you would have made you way to the top before that happened so people still respect you

-the Joker would be pissed if they didn’t respect you

-idk this would be a pretty hella dynamic 

you were wrapped in a blanket, a coffee in your hand as you stood on your deck watching the shirtless man run through your yard. it took a moment and he noticed you, flushing, “this isnt what it looks like.” he stated, holding up his hands, “my name is Clark.”

you laughed, “look at you. its obvious you’re Superman. listen, looks like you’ve had a rough day, come inside and i’ll make you some coffee.”

“hey man. i saw you flirting with Y/N earlier.” Deadshot stated.

“so?” 

“so its a Tuesday. which means its me and Boomerang flirting with her today.”

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the Joker grinned from ear to ear as he was escorted into the van by Deadshot and Captain Boomerang. as soon as the doors closed and it was just the three, Deadshot turned to the Joker, “ok i saw you flirting with Y/N right before he grabbed you and i think there’s some shit you best get acquainted with if you’re going to continue to do that.”

the Joker laughed, “i’ve heard of your ‘alliances,’ your day to day who gets to flirt with her shebang you have going. i dont do rules.”

“obviously.” Deadshot stated, “but you’ll follow these or you’ll get capped.”

he had closed down his whole club just for you. because life had been tough lately. so he was going to pamper the shit out of you (like any good gangster would)

“care to dance pumpkin?” he asked, holding out a hand to you.

“you did all of this for me J?” you looked around.

“of course i did sugar.” he pulled you to his chest as the music started, “you’re my queen.”

“Princess!” his voice rang out. Frost opened the door for you to enter the room, trying not to look at the mayhem in front of you, you focused on Mr. J.  you could tell by his movements that he was enraged.

he got like this… a lot. and sometimes it was better to keep a level head, control, but the only thing that could control his tantrums was you. his opponents couldent see him so frazzled, so ready to do anything even if he got himself killed.

you wrapped your arms around him, gently running your fingers through his hair. he closed his eyes and pressed into your touch, that familiar purring sound erupting from his chest, “you always know how to keep daddy me in check, dont cha sugar?”

“so…” you said awkwardly, trying really hard not to check out the costume that was really nice on him. “nice costume.” (why hide the elephant in the room?)

“you like it?” he asked, amused that the first thing you wanted to talk about was his costume.

“its really…” you had no idea what to say, “fitting.”

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awks Y/N is life ❤