Tag: dating

-it would start with catching both of their eyes

-the entire fam would be like “oh no, another thing for these two to fight about.”

-they’d try to find ways to get you to say which one of them you prefer

-finally confiding in Tony that you’re honestly just into both of them 

-she sits them down and is like “you both have to stop acting like idiots. so I did some recon, and she’s honestly just into both of you the same way.” “well now what?” “there’s this amazing thing called polyamory guys, look it up.”

-they look into it

-and they realize they could both be dating you and it doesn’t make them gay or in anyway have to even actually like each other

-you’re shocked when the both of them ask you to meet at Pop’s together

-you sit down across from them and they explain that they looked into polyamory and are willing to give both of them dating you a try if you’re up for it

-creating a group chat

-they both kinda have alpha personalities

-and this would clash at the start but they’d come up with ways to deal with it

-starting out with movie dates, Sweetpea immediately asserts his dominance by putting his arm over your shoulders while Reggie glares at him but settles with his hand going to your upper thigh, then Sweetpea glares at him because thats a good idea

-they both want to walk you to school

-Sweetpea is taller so he calls dibs on arm over your shoulders while Reggie holds your hand, or puts his hand in your back pocket, (wonder where he learned that from)

-people give you odd looks from the first day this happen

-”so what’s going on with Sweetpea and Reggie?” Veronica asks, Betty leaning closer because she wants to know too. when you explain it they’re both like “this is not going to last. Y/N, you know that, they hate each other.”

-your first date at your place and its kinda awkward at the start because having two massive guys walking around your kitchen is just kinda odd

-sitting on the couch to watch a movie

-these guys are huge so good luck trying to get comfortable on that couch

-moving to your bed because the couch has no space

-all of you lying on your backs until Sweetpea is like screw this, and pulls you over so you’re cradled against his chest, Reggie spoons you

-”so why do you guys hate each other so much?”

-you fall asleep first and they both are just kinda there. so they start whispering and talking. they realize they have more in common than they thought, plus if they want this whole thing to work they have to start being nicer to each other

-they agree to start working out together

-waking up cuddled between these gorgeous men

-at school you usually have class with at least one of them, and in classes with both each sit on either side of you

-they are fiercely protective of you

-like no one can fuck with you

-you always have one on either side of you

-you get cold and Sweetpea offers his leather while Reggie offers his letterman jacket

-and these guys are big so their jackets are big

-the other serpents kinda dont know what to do at first. like, they’ll accept you, but does this mean they suddenly have to warm up to Reggie?

-getting along really well with the Serpents because you make Sweetpea super happy and he’s such a sweet little muffin

-they’re both super cocky

-which is great

-”give me a kiss sugar.”

-the best fucking pet names. 

-they both like to call you Princess

-Reggie is more of a “doll face” kinda guy

-Sweetpea likes “pretty girl.”

-can you imagine partying with these guys?

-that would be so hot, like, one on either side and they can never keep their hands to themselves so they’re all over you

-stealing their clothes

-tracing Sweetpea’s tattoo makes Reggie want to get a tattoo of some kind

-i mean, they try to keep it to a minimum, but sometimes they end up looking at each other when they’re with you and it spurs them on, like a good kind of competition on who can make you feel the best

-they’re also super horny

-they like marks. im sorry if you dont. this is just a thing with them

-and they’re rough

-plus, Sweetpea has those rings so get fucking ready doll

-the first time it happens is kinda odd but they make up for it the next morning, its all about rhythm and these boys realize they have a knack for it 

-honestly its all just hanging out

-you and Sweetpea go to Reggie’s sports games and cheer him on from the sidelines

-group hugs when Reggie wins

-running onto the field and Reggie spins you around, Sweetpea stands there and when Reggie sets you down they bro hug

-they both just kinda like lifting you up all the time

-Sweetpea is king of throwing you over his shoulder

-Reggie’s more of a piggy back guy

-sometimes they try to coordinate things

-like cooking for you, but this never ends well. they’re huge fans of take out

-they actually are okay when you fall asleep first and they just talk about stuff

-sometimes pretending to be asleep to hear what they’re talking about

-usually its kinda dumb stuff but mostly its about you

-taking them both shopping. Sweetpea hates it with a burning passion but Reggie is a fashion icon so he helps you choose stuff

-well, Sweetpea helps in Victoria’s secret

-they agree on silk and lace

-they also agree on loving to tear your clothes off

-when you’re having a rough day, you have two adorable big puppy boys to cuddle you and make you feel better

-they also like attention

-studying together is you studying and both of them just playing with your hair and groaning about not wanting to study

-they always want to crash girls night but you always evade them

-the fact that this dynamic actually works out shocks everyone, Betty and Veronica especially want to know what it’s like having both Sweetpea and Reggie

-its actually just so loving once everything is settled though

-massive group hugs and cuddles

-once they’re comfortable with each other of course

-dragging them both around at carnivals

-its actually so funny because Sweetpea is usually pretty stone cold and Reggie can be kind of distant and then between these two huge asshole looking dudes is just you, and you’re a little bundle of sunshine in compairison

-ultimate lazy cuddle days with these babies who just need cuddles and head massages

-i’ve already said it but they are just so protective of you

-and Sweetpea has the whole gang behind him

-Reggie has the football team

-so you are protected AF

-sometimes they’ll fight over who gets to do things. arm wrestle for who gets to drive you to school one morning. a shoot out on the basketball court to see who gets to dance with you first at prom

-yeah everyone would know you’re taken

-like no one flirts with you because everyone just knows

-you know what. i am here for this okay?

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-so these boys are pretty shallow. which means as soon as they see you they each try to call dibs

-but they say it at the same time so now what?

-obviously this is a HUGE dilemma so they go to you and are all whiney about the fact that they’re both into you

-you suggest dating them both

-and like, they’ve technically done it before, but usually the girls are not chill with it? and usually they don’t take the girl out at the same time?

-having to sit down and explain that Polyamory is a thing. 

-they’re both shook

-but they’re both super down for it

-they’re both so needy though so this would be kinda hectic

-and they’re not amazing at sharing so….

-Boone’s actually pretty decent at it? like he’s in love with you so he’s super romantic and wants to take you out on dinner dates and buy you flowers and chocolates

-so Chad is like ‘screw this now i have to take her on actual cute romantic dinner dates and buy her flowers and chocolates.’

-it takes a little while but Chad eventually becomes an actually okay part of the poly relationship?

-Chad and Boone are super into praise, so they do anything to make you happy

-they’re honestly both just puppies

-and Chad is loaded, so he actually treats you and Boone to nice dates and presents all the time

-they are actually in love with taking you shopping?

-especially when you’re all getting ready to meet Chad’s family for the first time

-you need an amazing dress. like, you have to look amazing

-the three of you sit down at Chad’s family dinner table and everyone is like, “why is this other guy here.” and Chad’s like, “he’s my girlfriends other boyfriend and my best friend Boone.” “what?” “it basically means we’re both boinking her and we go on group dates and hang out all together all the time.” “i mean, technically but that’s a really bad way of putting it Chad.”

-okay, so trust, honest and communication are super important in poly relationships but Boone only tells you he’s one of the Red Devil’s and doesn’t tell Chad for obvious reasons

-meeting Hester/Chanel number 6 and she’s psycho but she’s okay with you dating her brother because you’re actually kind of smart and you’re teaching him things which she never has the patience for, and as long as you keep their secret she doesn’t have to kill you

-they would teach you how to golf

-sandwich hugs

-the whole two bed in their room situation would not work. you and Boone show up one day after classes and Chad is just lying on a new king sized be he bought for all of you

-Chad realizing he really values the whole relationship and also realizes he’s just not attracted to any other girls any more?! shocker, i know. he is shook

-all of you study together, after all you’re at the university

-you’d be Chantel’s worst enemy, this is a given, because she could never make Chad stay faithful but you can? rage

-groupchat

-Boone is called “Bonetown” on the chat

-Chad is called “Chad Fuckswell” on the chat

-you’re called “Princess” on the chat

-they both have super high sex drive. so there’s that

-i mean, they’re pretty normal when it comes to sex? (their characters are literally classic frat brothers)

-well Chad does have that whole dead thing and Boone is literally a killer

-but they’re both super into after sex cuddles

-Boone prefers big spooning you while you cuddle against Chad

-they’re not really hoodie guys but they agree to both go buy one hoodie each so you have a hoodie. which basically means you have a hoodie and they share a hoodie and when you get bored of your hoodie, you take theirs and then they take your hoodie back

-hanging out with them while they work out. they both really try to get your attention

-sometimes they want you to help them work out, like lying on their back while they do push ups or going on their back while they do squats or pull ups

-tbh i feel like i missed out on this show while it was on air

-okay this baby would need a lot of time to warm up to you

-he has a lot of difficulties finding relationships, one difficulty being that he’s at least semi famous because of his brothers book

-maybe being set up with him by one of his siblings?

-probably Nell because she knows her brother just needs a sweet girl in his life

-he’s kinda quiet at first but the more he warms up to you the more he comes out of his shell

-you’re hanging out waiting for Nell when he gets a text that she can’t come so it’s just the two of you

-actually having such a great time with just you two?

-hang outs become more and more normal with just the two of you

-having a movie night and you fall asleep against him, naturally cuddling up to him and he smiles, turning off the movie. you both wake up cuddled on the couch in the morning

-both realizing you just fit so well together

-he finally kisses you and you both just melt

-pulling away and he just has that smile

-after that you’re inseperable

-his family definitely knows somethings up because he’s such a smiley baby

-Nell has to pretend to be shocked when you tell her that you and Luke are official

-so many cuddles with our soft Luke bae

-like cuddles are just the best with this big guy

-lots of changing who spoons who because share the love

-lots of face touching while cuddling

-he kisses you everywhere

-hands, cheeks, nose, forehead, etc…

-he’s just a hand holding teddy bear

-he really opens up to you and tells you about all his struggles in life

-believing that what he saw at Hill House was real

-being just so accepting of this toll bean

-so many “i love you”s

-face squishing

-just being so happy

-you and Nell are super close

-you and Luke baby the shit out of Nell but she is also there for you two as well

-Luke introducing you to his family and they’re all so happy he found such a sweetheart like you

-he’s so sweet and cute with you

-he’s a blushy baby when he introduces you to people

-not huge on PDA unless its cute things like holding your hand or burying his face in your neck to hide his blushing face

-smiling so much his face hurts

-wearing his oversized hoodies

-cute childish games like chasing each other around the apartment

-he catches you by wrapping his arms around your waist and you both fall onto the bed

-he plays with your fingers

-he just adores you

-he’s a tall muffin so he’s always the one reaching for things on high shelves

-slow dancing in your bed room

-he calls you Sweetheart

-calling him Baby because he’s a baby and a teddy bear and the sweetest thing

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gif credit @nessa007 BIG THANK YOU to this gif maker for giving me permission to use their gifs because the haunting on hill house is amazing and this gif is absolutely perfect i am in love

-it starts with them both kind of competing for you without you really realizing it

-someone straight up has to point it out to you

-you confront them and are just like “Guys wtf. you know i could never choose, you’re both so great-” and Loki is just like “then why choose?” and Valkyrie just kinda shrugs and is like “i’m down.”

-so you give it a try

-the first date with the two of them is kinda odd, not just because they’re both there but because they’re trying to fit in with Earth stuff and are both obviously gorgeous people one of whom is legitimately a god

-ending up just going back to Stark tower where you have a room and you give them actual regular people clothes like sweats and hoodies because their whole ‘blending’ look was not blending at all

-Tony’s tower has every room equipped with a huge king sized bed so its easy enough for you to all fit and get ready to watch a movie

-it takes forever to decide what to watch. Valkyrie claims she doesn’t care what you watch but everything Loki suggests she says no to because these Bae’s do not have the same movie taste

-finally you have to flip a coin to choose a movie. Valkyrie doesn’t really watch either way. you lean against Loki who has his arm over your shoulders while Valkyrie kind of just curls up next to you with her head on your lap

-it actually just works really well? 

-you all fall asleep after the movie and wake up the next morning in a tangle of limbs but its actually super comfortable?

-they wake up before you and kind of just silently agree to let you sleep cuddled between them

-when you finally wake up they both kiss your cheek and tell you they’ll go make you breakfast. when you get to the kitchen they’ve managed to find a way to actually work together and cook something?

-since the first date went so well you all decide together that you want to try it out as something more permanent and after that the rest is history

-lots of chill date nights where you all cook and listen to music and dance around the kitchen then go cuddle and watch movies

-they both don’t give two shits if people are going to judge your relationships

-Thor is super confused by the whole thing and is kinda jealous that you get all their attention

-when the Avengers find out they’re all kinda surprised but its obvious that although Loki and Valkyrie can be kind of walking disasters on their own, the three of you just fit really well together 

-but the PDA can be a bit much

-Valkyrie really does not give two shits so you bet your ass she’s going to be kissing or touching you whenever she feels like it

-and Loki is a clingy baby so he is also super chill with showing how much he loves you in public

-cuddling one night and asking them if they can teach you how to fight and they both just like jump up and ready to show you how. but training with these two is way to sexy to not lead to sexy times, lets be real here

-Loki calls you darling or love

-Valkyrie is more into calling you baby or princess

-when the three of you do go out and do actual posh date nights, the three of you get absolutely gorgeous and go to expensive restaurants and everyone stares at you because you’re all beutiful

-when you walk down the street usually you’re in the middle but sometimes, because it’s funny, Loki will walk in the middle and everyone is super jealous of him

-they both tell amazing stories about their lives

-Valkyrie is a fan of running her fingers through your hair

-Loki and Valkyrie like to debunk each others stories and sometimes end up arguing about how battles or fights actually happened

-you and Valkyrie like to do girls night things where you paint each others nails and one time Loki gets bored and you both paint his nails black

-lots of spa days

-a bath big enough for three

-the three of you trying to make Do It Yourself face masks

-lots of laughing and smearing the face masks on each other

-putting Loki’s hair into a man bun because why not

-they can both be really rough but also super loving and passionate 

-so the issue is that they’re both dom tops

-but they make it work

-biting would be a thing i think, but only if you’re into it

-sharing is a thing they would have to learn but they make it work as well

-it can be kinda scary whenever theres an earth destroying force because both of them go to fight but you trust that they’ll protect each other and make sure they both come back to you

-Loki is somehow able to lift up both you and Valkyrie in hugs?!? but she’s not a super fan of that unless its after a huge battle and you’re all super thankful you’re all alive and together

-they’d both want to pamper you and you would definitely all do shopping sprees 

-they mostly choose things for you to try on and then get comfortable and wait for you to do a fashion show 

-they dote on you so much, like they constantly tell you how beautiful you are and how much they both adore you

-the first Christmas you had together they both know you so well they got you the same gift so after that they had to coordinate and make rules for who could buy you what. Valkyrie is better at choosing nice clothes for you but Loki has an eye for jewlery

-they do way too many drinking contests to settle things

-taking them to the fair for the first time and realizing you made an error because most rides only allow for two people to sit next to each other. so you have to go on every ride twice

-when you’re out and about and they both want to go different directions they just pull you and then glare at each other until you chose or one relents

-it’s kinda fun to wear lipstick because you and Valkyrie will help each other put it on and then leave marks all over each other and Loki

-you guys are just so perfect, i feel like someone (maybe Tony) bought you a camera and you the three of you just take so many pictures of each other all the time (maybe even a super cute Aesthetic couple instagram)

-you all just support the shit out of each other

-so… this was the OTP (one true poly) that i never realized i needed

– so i don’t usually do polyamory but these boys are my our slasher boyfriends and on my blog they come in a package so deal with it yo

-they’re both kinda obsessive

-i mean, it’s not their worst quality if you know what i mean

-they invite you to a movie

-its horror of course

-they both try to put their arms over your shoulders and end up having a stare off

-Stu finally gives in and just puts his hand on your thigh

-it’s actually a really good night tho?

-like they pamper the shit out of you

-they walk you home after and you spend the entire time deconstructing the horror film and laughing all together

-after that you’ll all attached at the hip

-people being kind of weirded out that you’re dating Stu and Billy but whatevs 

-Stu is the sweet one, obviously, he’s more like a puppy boyfriend

-Billy’s the one with his arm over your shoulder all the time and he’s the one thats gonna fight people if they look at you or Stu the wrong way

-sometimes they fight for your attention

-usually Billy is more of the Dom one and he gets his way but there’s enough love to go around yo

-not only do you have access to one boys wardrobe but two! so lots of hoodies

-Stu is more of a cuddler but Billy feels left out if he’s not at least part of it, so usually Billy lies flat and you cuddle with your head on his chest and Stu behind you

-Stu loves making you laugh and Billy gets kinda jealous

-Billy is just a bit of a jealous person tbh, so lots of assuring him

-Billy likes to lay with his head on your lap while you rest against Stu’s chest with his arm slung over you

-okay so neither of their beds are big enough for three people

-which is a problem. and the fix is basically being a sandwitch

-they both whine so much, like dating these two would be a mess

-but a hot mess so there’s that i guess

-but you can talk to them about everything

-long conversations all cuddled together

-Billy likes to play with your fingers

-Stu likes to play with your hair

-Billy gets into fits some times and its up to you and Stu to comfort him

-wearing Stu’s robe

-Stu carries you around sometimes (but only when Billy is not around)

-but for the most part its all three of you

-wow, i have just realized that Billy is super clingy boi but he just needs love

-i dunno man, writing shit about these two is making me realize some things

-i wanted to add more about cute things with Stu but Billy is just too dom for that shit and we all know what happens when you don’t pay attention to Billy

-all im saying is this would be an interesting time, that’s all

updated to include sexual stuff via sweet request ❤

-i mean i’m no expert on threesoms but here we goooooo

-Billy is rough AF

-Stu is the sweet gentle one but he can have rough streaks if he’s had a bad day

-Billy’s an ass man. he’s into choking, biting, marking, spanking, the whole shibang

-Stu’s also pretty down for marking you up with hickies because they like showing you off

-Stu is huge on the aftercare though

-like this is the boy who will set up a hot bath and carry you to it then play around in the bubbles with you

-Billy tends to pass out after a rough encounter but after a while he’ll lumber into the bathroom and force you and Stu to somehow make room for him in either the bath or the shower

-Billy is more down for public stuff but Stu wouldn’t be against it

-movie theatre stuff is a thing

-Stu’s super sweet though, like after a particularly rough sesh he’ll spend a whole weekend just pampering you and taking care of you and carrying you around

-Billy’s not super into the whole aftercare thing but he’ll still treat you gentler and call you princess

-yeah i’m feeling this dynamic 

-this boy has a hard exterior but when he falls for a woman he falls hard

-probably meeting him at the bar

-he notices you and buys you a drink

-the bartender tells you who ordered it for you and you approach

-”look, i appreciate it, i do, but i’m not the kind of girl you need to buy a drink for.” “hmm, and what kind of girl would that be?” “i don’t know, but i can buy my own drink.” “pretty girl like you shouldn’t have to, besides, i own the bar.”

-he offers you a seat and you spend the night talking

-even after the bar closes the two of you continue talking

-then the sun comes up and you have to go

-he walks you home to make sure you’re face

-after that he can’t stop thinking about you

-he shows up with flowers and asks you for a proper date

-his family asking about you

-he gets protective fast

-you have a talk about what it would be like if you chose to be with him. about the danger. that he’d try his best to always keep you safe.

-you know everything about him but you still say you want to be with him

-this boi needs a soft lover

-like can you just hold him and make him feel safe

-he would finally be able to get a good nights sleep with you

-cuddle bug

-no particular thing on who is big and little spoon

-teaching you how to shoot

-he tells you all his plans

-getting to look into his blue eyes

-he would tell you about the war.

-he’s super passionate

-hanging out with him in his office

-he tries to help you perfect your intimidation glare but it always ends with him laughing

-he loves it when you pout

-he loves running his thumb over your bottom lip

-”come ere’”

– “good morning pretty girl” “sweetheart” “darling”

-he hardcore though, like he will kill a man if someone fucks with you at all

-gangsters who threaten you end up dead

-Tommy is a sweet precious boy okay?!

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gif credit @sikanapanele

-this boy likes to seem bad but he’s a softie at heart

-meeting him for the first time and he makes a huge show out of trying to get your number

-when you finally give him your number his friends all whistle and he winks

-he calls the next day and you go for milkshakes

-he doesn’t let you pay

-when you leave he puts his arm over your shoulders

-you look cold so he gives you his leather jacket

-its kind of just super wholesome?

-he asks you for a kiss at the door and after that you’re both smitten

-he does the whole tough guy act in front of his friends

-but he can’t stop gushing about you

-he sees you as many times as he can after that and asks you to be his girl after one month

-being inseperable

-he is fiercely protective of you

-he’ll beat up any guy that says you made him ‘go soft’

-imitating his accent

-playing with his hair

-he loves playing with your fingers

-he likes to be touching you always

-he’s a thigh grabber for sure

-this puppy just wants to be loved

-when you tell him you love him he just melts

-making him blush and look away and teasing him

-long hugs

-he always keeps you warm

-he’s kind of just a provider

-fiercely loyal

-you’d heard he was a player but once he’s taken thats it, no cheating, no looking, all he sees is you

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-tbh i havent seen this movie in forever sorry yo

-this queen tho

-you’d fall immediately for this gorgeous, pant suit wearing goddess

-she just has this charm

-probably meeting at a bar or something

-she comes over and her hand goes to your waist as she leans past you to order a drink at the bar

-you not pushing her hand away

-thats her move and she turns to look at you, “what’s your name?” she asks. and boom, you’re hooked.

-”lets get out of here.” she suggests, and then you do.

-you end up walking around

-she buys you a coffee

-you look cold so she wraps her coat around you

-and thats your first date

-she gets your number in the most suave way and then… she actually calls the next morning.

-”look, I never do this, but I can’t stop thinking about you. When can I see you again?”

-one date becomes two and two becomes three and before you know it you’ve known each other for two months and you’re staying at her place most nights and she’s introducing you to her friends

-you are both at a bar one night and someone starts to hit on you while she grabs drinks, when she comes back she says it: “i think you better step away from my girlfriend before you make me angry.”

-she tells you about how she makes money

-and that level of trust does not come easy with her so you know that she’s in it for the long haul

-she takes you on super cute dates

-she likes having her arm over your shoulders

-stealing her amazing clothing because she is a fashion icon

-getting to wake up every morning to that British accent

-getting worried when she does high risk jobs

-her rings tho

-like, she is so gorgeous

-so many cute picturesque moments with this beauty

-she likes to spoil you

-she’s that person who will just wrap her arms around you from behind

-lots of laughing and happiness 

-the entire crew thinks you guys are the absolute cutest thing

-baths together because yes please

-so much cuddles

-she’s an intense kisser, like hand tangled in your hair kind of kissing

-the kind of kiss that leaves you absolutely breathless

-and she pulls away with that knowing grin

-she is just suave AF

-gotta get me a Cate Blanchett yo

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gif credit @mlndamay

-being Sabrina’s friend

-you come to the house for a girls night

-meeting Ambrose in the kitchen

-he is just shooketh by your beauty immediately

-he makes you laugh and you end up just staying in the kitchen talking

-the other girls come to find you and stop in the doorway and just watch Ambrose flirting with you

-they manage to get you back to their girls night but when you go and Ambrose comes to ask Sabrina about you she gives him your number

-he’s afraid to message you at first because he can’t really go on dates with you, even though he wants to, he wants to take you places and spoil you but he can’t leave the house

-so you come over to visit Sabrina two more times before he makes a move

-he makes up some excuse like he’s a home body and would rather hang out with you at his place if you’re cool with it. you are cool with it so the next Friday you show up for movie night with him

-he’s super suave

-sitting next to each other and watching the movie

-getting closer until his arm is over your shoulders.

-you both start talking about the movie and end up pausing it

-you spend the entire night talking and laughing and cuddling until the sun comes up

-Sabrina and her aunts kind of freak when they see you the next morning in the kitchen as you leave and as soon as you’re gone Ambrose has to assure them that nothing happened

-after that movie night becomes tradition

-the cuddling is normal but its the third night before he actually kisses you

-its fireworks and after that you’re definitely a thing

-Sabrina freaking out about how cute you and Ambrose are

-she loves having you around so much

-him finally telling you about being a warlock and being confined to the grounds

-Ambrose just gushes about how much he loves you

-waking up next to this gorgeous man

-his smile

-he’s always smiling for you

-he piggy backs you around the grounds

-stealing his amazing clothes and robes

-wearing just his robe

-being caught by Sabrina wearing just his robe and you and Ambrose have to pretend everything is chill and you think you’ve gotten away with it but she confronts Ambrose about it later

-he just wants to see you smile

-this precious love bug needs some hugs and stability 

-long hugs and cuddles

-he is so warm

-dancing together

-can this baby just please be happy? holy shit, is it too much to ask for?!

-morning voice all sexy and shit

-wearing his clothes. i mentioned it already but please though

-cuddling and he plays with your fingers

-he just has the prettiest smile, if you touch his lips he’ll playfully bite your fingers

-its just super playful

-can he call you kitten and you call him puppy cuz yes

-we all need a guy who can just pause during sex to laugh or smile or appreciate you

-yeah, i feel like he could go super slow and passionate or hella rough

-can he have a hair pulling kink

-that groan though

-intertwining fingers

-so many cuddles against his perfect chest

-tracing your fingers against his skin

-he’s a face grabber during kisses because yes please baby

-theres too much cuteness it makes his family gag even though they’re all super happy for him

-Hilda would adore you so much though, but it would become kind of too much, like her constantly knocking on Ambrose’s door to see if you want cookies or something to eat

-”how did you get to be so pretty?” -is this you saying it or him? we will never know, you’re both gorgeous

-he loves praise so much

-talking about philosphy

-him writing poetry about you

-i want to date him so bad

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gif credit @shattxrstar

-meeting him before the apocalypse

-back when he was a soft boi

-lets just say you’re a witch and you kind of act like an in between for the warlocks and witches

-so when the warlocks find Michael they call you to come meet him

-meeting him for the first time and he’s just so attractive

-you show him around and you end up talking for hours

-somehow ending up outside looking at the stars

-your first kiss starts of sweet but ends kinda rough and thats when you realize this boi has a dark side

-he’d take while to trust you and once he does he tells you his entire plan to take over as supreme

-you’d totally have to be a secret couple

-the witches would not be happy about you dating ‘the enemy’ seeing as Michael is trying to overthrow Cordelia

-both of you sneaking out to see each other

-stolen kisses in dark hallways

-once he learns how to do transmutation he just zaps into your room

-i just think like meaningful conversation would mean a lot to Michael

-so lots of cuddling and talking

-but now lets get into the rough stuff, i know why you’re all here and i got you fam

-he likes pinning you down with his body

-he’s an absolute tease, he loves making you beg

–choking is totally a thing

-yeah he a dom anti-christ thats for sure

-marks are definitely a thing

-but its still secret which makes it more exciting

-tangling your fingers in his curls because yes

-please make this boi a flower crown

-then the apocalypse happens

-Michael would have totally seen it coming

-but so did Cordelia and she wipes your memory just like Coco and Mallory.

-there’s so much going on that Michael has to really stop himself from going and getting you right away because he knows the witches would try to use you against him

-when he finally shows up at the compound he restores your memory

-and its just like immediate power couple

-he’s the most adoring boyfriend every

-like i feel like he’d want to be with you 24/7

-especially with how dangerous the world is

-since you’re his ‘weakness’ he protects the shit out of you

-you can protect yourself but he likes showing how powerful he is

-he sees you often for ‘interviews’ but everyone knows whats really going on

-ooooh i feel like he’s a biter

-like got make outs and his hand is on your neck and he just bites slightly on your lip then pulls back

-that grin

-he is honestly just beautiful

-so like… you either like the hair or you dont… you know what i mean?

-he’s formal in front of others but he likes to call you Baby or Kitten

-calling him Babe or sir or daddy

-wearing his cape

-like… just his cape

-i dunno he has really good fashion and it would be fun trying on some of his stuff

-he likes to rest with his head on your lap as you brush through his hair with your fingers

-he either lets you curl up against him to cuddle or he’s the big spoon but on very rare occasions he’ll be the little spoon

-he likes intertwining his fingers with yours

-he’s that person that just looks at you so intently, like he really looks at you

-he gets very concerned for you when you’re upset and he’ll do anything to make you feel better

-probably showering together after he does rituals and you make sure he’s okay and all the blood gets washed off

-honestly just so much time in bed. i’ve mentioned it already but like seriously

-others have to treat you with respect

-or else

-he gives you one of his rings and it would be really big on you

-he just likes to drag his fingers across your skin

-he just loves touching you

-pressing you against the wall

-like i said, pinning you down or like against things, keeping your hands restricted while he teases

-how have i not yet mentioned dirty talk?! like this boy has the dirtiest mouth 

-”you like that kitten? hmm? i dont think i heard you. better speak louder Kitten or i might not let you have your reward.”

-taking his rings off for sex cuz lets be serious, his finger game is strong

-fingers… in your mouth… because… like…. yes

-imagine him just growling, like deep rumbling in his chest, damn boi

-hand kink to the max yo

-he likes brushing your hair out of your face

-he’s the guy that just cups your face and lets you nuzzle into your hand because soft boi still present

-he is a toll boi so yes please

-also just how perfect is the view in that gif. i mean… like. i dont even have to say it, we’re all thinking the same thing *wink wonk* (its a blow job we all know it)

-maybe just like slow dancing together alone in your room because thats cute

-he would definitely tease you for your purple outfits because they’re mainly kind of old fashioned with lots of lace and bows

-he takes his sweet ass time undoing your corset

-well shit. this keeps going back to sexual shit because this boi is just such a snack. i am so sorry. 

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gif credit @mhysaofdragons thank you to this gif maker for giving me permission to use their gifs! im addicted to the new American Horror Story season and im so glad that gif makers like the one who runs this blog is in the same state i am haha ❤