dating would involve – obscure-imagines

– so i don’t usually do polyamory but these boys are my our slasher boyfriends and on my blog they come in a package so deal with it yo

-they’re both kinda obsessive

-i mean, it’s not their worst quality if you know what i mean

-they invite you to a movie

-its horror of course

-they both try to put their arms over your shoulders and end up having a stare off

-Stu finally gives in and just puts his hand on your thigh

-it’s actually a really good night tho?

-like they pamper the shit out of you

-they walk you home after and you spend the entire time deconstructing the horror film and laughing all together

-after that you’ll all attached at the hip

-people being kind of weirded out that you’re dating Stu and Billy but whatevs

-Stu is the sweet one, obviously, he’s more like a puppy boyfriend

-Billy’s the one with his arm over your shoulder all the time and he’s the one thats gonna fight people if they look at you or Stu the wrong way

-sometimes they fight for your attention

-usually Billy is more of the Dom one and he gets his way but there’s enough love to go around yo

-not only do you have access to one boys wardrobe but two! so lots of hoodies

-Stu is more of a cuddler but Billy feels left out if he’s not at least part of it, so usually Billy lies flat and you cuddle with your head on his chest and Stu behind you

-Stu loves making you laugh and Billy gets kinda jealous

-Billy is just a bit of a jealous person tbh, so lots of assuring him

-Billy likes to lay with his head on your lap while you rest against Stu’s chest with his arm slung over you

-okay so neither of their beds are big enough for three people

-which is a problem. and the fix is basically being a sandwitch

-they both whine so much, like dating these two would be a mess

-but a hot mess so there’s that i guess

-but you can talk to them about everything

-long conversations all cuddled together

-Billy likes to play with your fingers

-Stu likes to play with your hair

-Billy gets into fits some times and its up to you and Stu to comfort him

-wearing Stu’s robe

-Stu carries you around sometimes (but only when Billy is not around)

-but for the most part its all three of you

-wow, i have just realized that Billy is super clingy boi but he just needs love

-i dunno man, writing shit about these two is making me realize some things

-i wanted to add more about cute things with Stu but Billy is just too dom for that shit and we all know what happens when you don’t pay attention to Billy

-all im saying is this would be an interesting time, that’s all

updated to include sexual stuff via sweet request ❤

-i mean i’m no expert on threesoms but here we goooooo

~~-Billy is rough AF~~

-Stu is the sweet gentle one but he can have rough streaks if he’s had a bad day

~~-Billy’s an ass man. he’s into choking, biting, marking, spanking, the whole shibang~~

-Stu’s also pretty down for marking you up with hickies because they like showing you off

-Stu is huge on the aftercare though

-like this is the boy who will set up a hot bath and carry you to it then play around in the bubbles with you

-Billy tends to pass out after a rough encounter but after a while he’ll lumber into the bathroom and force you and Stu to somehow make room for him in either the bath or the shower

-Billy is more down for public stuff but Stu wouldn’t be against it

-movie theatre stuff is a thing

-Stu’s super sweet though, like after a particularly rough sesh he’ll spend a whole weekend just pampering you and taking care of you and carrying you around

-Billy’s not super into the whole aftercare thing but he’ll still treat you gentler and call you princess

-yeah i’m feeling this dynamic

-being Sabrina’s friend

-you come to the house for a girls night

-meeting Ambrose in the kitchen

-he is just shooketh by your beauty immediately

-he makes you laugh and you end up just staying in the kitchen talking

-the other girls come to find you and stop in the doorway and just watch Ambrose flirting with you

-they manage to get you back to their girls night but when you go and Ambrose comes to ask Sabrina about you she gives him your number

-he’s afraid to message you at first because he can’t really go on dates with you, even though he wants to, he wants to take you places and spoil you but he can’t leave the house

-so you come over to visit Sabrina two more times before he makes a move

-he makes up some excuse like he’s a home body and would rather hang out with you at his place if you’re cool with it. you are cool with it so the next Friday you show up for movie night with him

-he’s super suave

-sitting next to each other and watching the movie

-getting closer until his arm is over your shoulders.

-you both start talking about the movie and end up pausing it

-you spend the entire night talking and laughing and cuddling until the sun comes up

-Sabrina and her aunts kind of freak when they see you the next morning in the kitchen as you leave and as soon as you’re gone Ambrose has to assure them that nothing happened

-after that movie night becomes tradition

-the cuddling is normal but its the third night before he actually kisses you

-its fireworks and after that you’re definitely a thing

-Sabrina freaking out about how cute you and Ambrose are

-she loves having you around so much

-him finally telling you about being a warlock and being confined to the grounds

-Ambrose just gushes about how much he loves you

-waking up next to this gorgeous man

-his smile

-he’s always smiling for you

-he piggy backs you around the grounds

-stealing his amazing clothes and robes

-wearing just his robe

-being caught by Sabrina wearing just his robe and you and Ambrose have to pretend everything is chill and you think you’ve gotten away with it but she confronts Ambrose about it later

-he just wants to see you smile

-this precious love bug needs some hugs and stability

-long hugs and cuddles

-he is so warm

-dancing together

-can this baby just please be happy? holy shit, is it too much to ask for?!

-morning voice all sexy and shit

-wearing his clothes. i mentioned it already but please though

-cuddling and he plays with your fingers

-he just has the prettiest smile, if you touch his lips he’ll playfully bite your fingers

-its just super playful

-can he call you kitten and you call him puppy cuz yes

~~-we all need a guy who can just pause during sex to laugh or smile or appreciate you~~

~~-yeah, i feel like he could go super slow and passionate or hella rough~~

~~-can he have a hair pulling kink~~

~~-that groan though~~

-intertwining fingers

-so many cuddles against his perfect chest

-tracing your fingers against his skin

-he’s a face grabber during kisses because yes please baby

-theres too much cuteness it makes his family gag even though they’re all super happy for him

-Hilda would adore you so much though, but it would become kind of too much, like her constantly knocking on Ambrose’s door to see if you want cookies or something to eat

-”how did you get to be so pretty?” -is this you saying it or him? we will never know, you’re both gorgeous

-he loves praise so much

-talking about philosphy

-him writing poetry about you

-i want to date him so bad

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gif credit @shattxrstar

-being somehow connected to Bella and that leads to you meeting Paul through Jacob

-Jacob probably wanting to talk to Bella ‘alone’ and that leaves you and Paul leaning against his car watching the two of them

–”well thats an issue waiting to happen.” “tell me about it. I’m Paul.”

-Bella telling you she’s going to hang out with Jacob and you ask if Paul will be there

-Jacob telling his friends he’s going to hang out with Bella and Paul asking if you’ll be there.

-a few brief chance meetings

-him chasing after you and asking for your number

-first date somewhere private where other people cant piss him off and he can focus all his attention on you

-going to a movie for 2nd date and someone catcalls you which makes Paul flip out but one touch on his arm and making him look at you calms him down 100% which has never really happened before

-after that he is just completely enamoured with you

-he is for sure the guy with his arm over your shoulders because dom move

-as soon as the people in town know you’re with Paul, no one would dare fuck with you

-meeting the pack

-all his friends telling you about how you’re all he thinks about and how Paul is super whipped and normally he’d get pissed that they’re telling you that but the way you smile and blush makes him calm down

-he loves seeing that smile

-and making you blush

-also Paul is big so he would definitely just throw you over his shoulder and take you places if you were being stubborn

-but also piggy back rides

-taking you to prom and your highheals bug you so he carries you home

-he can be a real charmer when he’s not angry all the time

-he has a very seductive smile

-he likes twisting your hair around his fingers

-he adores waking up in the morning next to you and tracing patterns on your skin

~~-lets be serious he rough in bed~~

-he just hella intense

-intense kisses and hugs

-being around the pack a lot and they all love you like a sister

-being one of the most protected people in Forks because the whole pack would die for you

-he is your personal heater in the winter and any time you’re even slightly cold he fixes that

-stealing his hoodies

-lets be serious, you guys would be such a hella judgmental couple

-like, sitting together, his arm over the back of your chair and people being dumb so you and Paul just stare at them all judge-y because yes Paul

-him teaching you about his people’s traditions and inviting you to their celebrations

-its such a core part about who he is so for sure you’d embrace the shit out of it

-culture is just hella important yo, be respectful

-honestly Paul is great. i mean, he has the anger thing but he’d really work on that for you

-i’d date Paul man, shit

-she loves Wakanda and you would have to too, otherwise no deal

-she would admire your love for Wakanda from afar at first

-your passion for her homeland would make her truly fall for you

-you’re probably also a bad ass so she’d come watch you train

-she’d even offer to spar with you

-and you (of course) would accept that honour

-you’re just such a perfect match hand to hand

-others come to watch and admire the fight

-finally, after watching for a long period of time, T’Challa would finally say the sparring match would have to end because neither of you would admit defeat

-then she asks you to have dinner since you’d both earned food after that battle

-then begins the two of you getting dinner weekly

-you just laugh and have so much fun

-she lets down her regimented leader act when its just the two of you

-food fights probably

-when the battle against Ultron happens, the two of you fight back to back in complete harmony

-Steve asks T’Challa how long you and Okoye had been together which make T’Challa laugh his ass off

-he comes over to tell you and Okoye about this and walks in on the two of you kissing

-he is #shooketh

-but everyone just adores the two of you

-you are just warrior goddesses

-and that smile that she has reserved only for you is just radiant and so full of joy that only an asshole would try to keep you apart

(TBH dont know much about the character but i tried)

-him seeing you and just knowing he had to have you

-the eldest prince knows how to charm a lady

-those watching eyes

-that handsome smile

-boy brought you flowers and you were hooked

-him asking you to marry him right away just so everyone knows for a fact that you and him are a thing and he’s not going anywhere

-the prettiest wedding

-him just beaming when he sees you in your dress

-he is just so gentle and loving

-he loves holding your hand while you sit on your throne next to his

-and he loves talking with you about strategy

-like, you so smart and he loves it

-sexy sparring

-you two can be way too aggressively sexual with each other

-just the way he looks at you makes people uncomfortable sometimes

-Ivar once tried to stay in the room when you and Ubbe started staring at each other as an act of defiance but even he soon got uncomfortable and had to leave

-he’d pamper you as much as he could

-gets all the furs to keep you warm at night, jewellery, crowns, beautiful horses, anything you want

-people actually really liking you because your kindness

-Ubbe just melts around you

-you act as a mediator between the brothers and try to keep the peace

-his brothers always having had crushes on you though so at the same time you aggravate things

-Ubbe is super protective of you

-like no one would ever lay a hand on you or they would face his wrath

-gentle man who just loves and protects his woman

-when he first starts to get feelings he freaks out (for obvious reasons)

-and he has to really hide his attraction to you otherwise his sister might mess you up

-but as soon as she leaves to go back to King’s Landing and its just you and him… well he falls hard

-you’d probably a member of a prominent family

-so he has an excuse to talk to you

-and all the families would know that if they could get an in with the Lannisters it would be beneficial, so your family is more than happy to let you show Jaime around

-he is a known charismatic war hero so there’s that

-he uses that to his advantage

-women practically fall at his feet

-but not you

-and he loved that

-he loved vying for your attention

-he loved working for it

-he tries so hard and you think its kind of funny

-but you end up falling for him too

-and so begins this freaking world wind romance with a guy who has so many enemies that you are on the top of a kill list

-but he would protect you with his life so you know as long as you stick with him you’re safe, and he never wants you to leave his side

-he would pamper the shit out of you

-buy you horses, jewellery, anything

-and if you wanted to learn to fight? he would teach the shit out of you

-but he is a tease. like, touching is a must for him. even when its not entirely appropriate

-he likes to play with your hair

(tbh Jaime isnt one of my favs so its hard to write for him, sorry)

-where do i even start with this guy

-he’d see you and fall for you instantly

-then he’d to anything to get you

-he’s so suave

-endless flirting and petnames

-princess, sweetheart, love, honey

-and this is before you’re dating

-once you’re his, you’re his

-he is fiercely protective

-and also fiercely loving

-he holds on to you like he never wants to let go

-his family also protecting the shit out of you

-and loving you

-being an honorary Mikaelson

-he’s a hand holder

-a face grabber for kissing

-a big spoon

-he would kill anyone who hurts you

-having to hear about all his stories

-he’s done some bad shit

-but he would never hurt you

-days where you stay in bed

-he’s such a tease

-being the bad ass couple

-but you really round him out, like i feel like he’d fall for a really sweet girl and be so confused by it

-you’re his fucking Queen

-he gets you so much expensive shit

-like anything you want

-you’re a spoiled rotten, super loved Princess to a maniac vampire, congrats

-seeing him for the first time and he’s just massive

-finding out he can totally fight but is also just a cuddly teddy bear who wants cuddles and kisses

-he doesnt really know how to flirt

-wildling just made it obvious who they wanted to fuck and marry

-so he’s just straight up about it

-looks at you a lot

-then is just like “are you and me going to happen or what?”

-”i mean, if you asked me properly i might consider it”

-after that he just does everything for you to prove he’s ~~an alpha male~~ a gentleman

-generally just a lot of staring

-then when you’re an item… you’re an item

-like, you are his world

-he protects the shit out of you

-but also respects your ability to fend for yourself (and loves it)

-picks you up a lot

-lets be serious, most of us fangirls who are in to him probably have a size kink because MASSIVE

-he would pick you up a lot

-just throws you over his shoulder

~~-alpha male~~

-power move

-power couple

-him trying to learn the ways of what he considers the south because thats where you come from

-everyone being shocked when they find out you’re together

-Jon congratulating the both of you because he sees how happy you make each other

-making Tormund laugh

-he loves having his arm over your shoulder

-wildling petnames

-he would be king of lifting you up and spinning you around

-he can be so gentle with you because he is big and you is smol

~~-but rough rough rough~~

-he is a walking human heater so no matter how cold it is, you always have a source of warmth

-he’d be so straight up about how in love with you he is

-he’s a face grabber

-especially during kisses

-but he has to bend down to do this

-so he also is a lift you up kisser

-it depends on his mood

-he’d be the guy to see a flower and pick it for you because he thought of you

-my squishy giant man

-him being so awkward about asking you out

-and blundering on about how in a post-apocalyptic world what even merits a date?

-but he figures something out

-like looking at the stars

-he’s such a socially awkward human so i feel it would be a lot of reassurance that you like him

-and everyone can see how into you he is

-he just melts when he looks at you

-lots of privacy

-like, he’s weird about PDA

-he’s a shy baby

-holding hands though

-and he gets all blushy about it

-Negan seeing Eugene and you were together so you get taken to the Sanctuary as well just in case they need to use you to force Eugene to do stuff

-being in actual such domestic bliss in the Sanctuary

-video games together probably

-Negan’s wives don’t mess with you

-hell, even Negan doesn’t mess with you or Eugene because you guys just balance each other out so much

-long rants together

-so many intellectual conversations

-laying in bed

-him explaining things like the process of making bullets

-learning so much because you’re with him

-the intellectual couple

-but so much smiles

-like little secret smiles in public

-but giant happy smiles alone

-just making each other so happy

-making the apocalypse not as terrible

-having hella cool mutant powers that draw him to you immediately

-”simply spectacular”

-Charles seeing that you’re super into each other first

-but Erik is so smooth and before Charles can even blink you and Erik are dating

-he loves to take you lavish places

-pampers the shit out of you

-makes custom jewelry with metal

-like gorgeous, beautiful, necklaces and bracelets and rings that are made for you

-you look like a fucking queen 24/7

-he can be very sensual tbh

-like he worships you

-he loves playing with your hands

-he praises the shit out of you

-you know you are Queen AF

-he goes off the rails but you’re there for him

-long talks while cuddling in bed

-he has hands that trail everywhere 😉

~~-when i say he worships you, i mean he totally worships you, even in bed~~

~~-he can be rough AF though~~

~~-choking probably lets be serious~~

~~-he just kinky AF~~

-soothing him when he’s angry

-grabbing onto his forearm when he about to pull some bad shit

-but also i feel like you’d be such a bad ass

-like you would hold your own

-people would be just as scared of your power as of his

-so…. power couple

-but he loves the shit out of you

-he’s the type to pull you in for a long hug

-he would give killer hugs

-he can be such a douche sometimes to others but never to you

-people are so weirded out that he’s never mean to you

-like he can be in a huge rage and you show up and he just melts

-i mean he’s an asshole, but not to you