they both turned when they heard your voice. you were hugging Theo at the door. “who invited her?” Luke asked, turning to Steve.
“wasn’t me.” Steve said.
Shirley sighed, “i figured the two of you needed some more support. but no fighting!”
you held out a hand, pulling Steve to his feet as you began to fight back to back. “wasn’t sure you guys were coming.” he shouted.
“and leave you all alone? i dont think so pretty boy.”
he laughed, “pretty boy? that’s a new one.”
“listen, we get out of this alive and i’m taking you on a date blue eyes.”
“okay.”
“okay?”
“yeah.”
******
gif credit @scottlangs
yep the witches are dead. I accept that
It’s totally canon, such totally canon witches being dead
-everyone but a few servants would be dead but you’d almost never see them
-hella lavish life style
-if you ever want or need anything, Michael gets it for you (somehow)
-baby boi just needs a domestic life
-baths together are totally a thing
-i feel like this boi would give pretty dope ass massages
-if you look stressed or tired he just pulls you over to give you a massage
-cuddling in bed all the time
-talking for hours and hours about everything
-playing with his hair
-slow dancing together
-there’s honestly not much to do in the compound
-except sex
-or like reading
-but mostly sex
-trying on his clothing and walking around and he just loves it
-him planning stuff cuz now that its totally canon that he defeated all the witches and the world is still fucked, maybe he’d wanna fuck it up just a bit more because why not
-maybe watching copious amounts of TV
-somehow he finds you DVD’s of shows?!
-he’d do rituals a lot and you could join or just take care of him after
-being so grateful that he defeated the witches
-he likes watching you sleep and he pets your hair while you do
-yeah just good times with all the witches dead
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gif credit @l-angdon
“i just don’t get what she sees in you two psychos, that’s all im saying.” Randy said.
“you wanna say that to my face?” Billy asked, coming up behind Randy.
“I… I…”
“cat got your tongue?” Stu laughed.
“no, i wanna hear what he has to say about us and Y/N.” Billy pushed.
“i said you make a great couple.” Randy stated.
Billy grinned, “good kid.”
you sang along to the music and Clyde just grinned, casting side glances at you as he drove.
“sing with me!” you screamed, grabbing his fake hand.
he laughed, “you know i can’t feel nothin in that hand right?”
“come on, please baby.” you pouted, changing the song to one you knew he’d like, “please?”
he laughed, “you’re going to be the death of me one of these days.”
-baby boi just needs some cuddles okay?!?
-after a big day he just needs cuddles
-he’s only ever 100% relaxed in your arms
-he just pulls you down on top of him
-cuddles start with you straddling him
-probably giving him a back massage because this boy is tense AF
-you talk and he just loves having you straddling his waist
-your hands on his chest to keep you up
-teasing him with kisses and pulling back where he can’t reach you
-when he’s had enough of this he simply pulls you down
-he loves on top cuddles where he has access to dat ass
-but also lying next to him with his chest as a pillow
-trailing your fingers over his skin
-he also big spoons you
-teasing with his breath on your neck
-kisses on your shoulders
-nipping at your ear
-tracing the silhouette of your body
-holding you super tight
-biting at you
-lots of laughing
-he tickles you too
-but sometimes you big spoon
-running your fingers through his hair
-he lets out those throaty groans because your hands on his body is FIRE
-no one would dare interrupt the cuddle sessions
-because if this boi don’t get cuddles someone gonna die yo
-he loves intertwining your fingers
-he is such a whiner though, like if he doesn’t get cuddles he sulks
-spending many hours just cuddling
-okay, fuck, now i need some cuddles with a huge viking teddy bear who kills people. what is life any more.
-this boy has a hard exterior but when he falls for a woman he falls hard
-probably meeting him at the bar
-he notices you and buys you a drink
-the bartender tells you who ordered it for you and you approach
-”look, i appreciate it, i do, but i’m not the kind of girl you need to buy a drink for.” “hmm, and what kind of girl would that be?” “i don’t know, but i can buy my own drink.” “pretty girl like you shouldn’t have to, besides, i own the bar.”
-he offers you a seat and you spend the night talking
-even after the bar closes the two of you continue talking
-then the sun comes up and you have to go
-he walks you home to make sure you’re face
-after that he can’t stop thinking about you
-he shows up with flowers and asks you for a proper date
-his family asking about you
-he gets protective fast
-you have a talk about what it would be like if you chose to be with him. about the danger. that he’d try his best to always keep you safe.
-you know everything about him but you still say you want to be with him
-this boi needs a soft lover
-like can you just hold him and make him feel safe
-he would finally be able to get a good nights sleep with you
-cuddle bug
-no particular thing on who is big and little spoon
-teaching you how to shoot
-he tells you all his plans
-getting to look into his blue eyes
-he would tell you about the war.
-he’s super passionate
-hanging out with him in his office
-he tries to help you perfect your intimidation glare but it always ends with him laughing
-he loves it when you pout
-he loves running his thumb over your bottom lip
-”come ere’”
– “good morning pretty girl” “sweetheart” “darling”
-he hardcore though, like he will kill a man if someone fucks with you at all
-gangsters who threaten you end up dead
-Tommy is a sweet precious boy okay?!
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gif credit @sikanapanele
“that should be the last of them.” you said as you looked down at the dead girl in the bath tub, “it’s a shame. i loved this bath.”
“there are plenty other baths to choose from.” Michael said, wrapping an arm around your waist.
you turned and looked up at him, wiping some of the blood from his face, “lets go find one.”
he grinned, “lead the way darling.”
******
gif credit @cody-fern
this was needed
HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE MESSAGING ME TODAY! im so grateful to have such squishy love muffins who take the time to message me and make me smile.
this episode was trash so your messages really made me feel better 🙂
the memory of Michael Langdon will live on in this blog and i will pretend that episode did not happen ❤
but yeah thanks fam, love you guys so much ❤
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