– so i don’t usually do polyamory but these boys are my our slasher boyfriends and on my blog they come in a package so deal with it yo
-they’re both kinda obsessive
-i mean, it’s not their worst quality if you know what i mean
-they invite you to a movie
-its horror of course
-they both try to put their arms over your shoulders and end up having a stare off
-Stu finally gives in and just puts his hand on your thigh
-it’s actually a really good night tho?
-like they pamper the shit out of you
-they walk you home after and you spend the entire time deconstructing the horror film and laughing all together
-after that you’ll all attached at the hip
-people being kind of weirded out that you’re dating Stu and Billy but whatevs
-Stu is the sweet one, obviously, he’s more like a puppy boyfriend
-Billy’s the one with his arm over your shoulder all the time and he’s the one thats gonna fight people if they look at you or Stu the wrong way
-sometimes they fight for your attention
-usually Billy is more of the Dom one and he gets his way but there’s enough love to go around yo
-not only do you have access to one boys wardrobe but two! so lots of hoodies
-Stu is more of a cuddler but Billy feels left out if he’s not at least part of it, so usually Billy lies flat and you cuddle with your head on his chest and Stu behind you
-Stu loves making you laugh and Billy gets kinda jealous
-Billy is just a bit of a jealous person tbh, so lots of assuring him
-Billy likes to lay with his head on your lap while you rest against Stu’s chest with his arm slung over you
-okay so neither of their beds are big enough for three people
-which is a problem. and the fix is basically being a sandwitch
-they both whine so much, like dating these two would be a mess
-but a hot mess so there’s that i guess
-but you can talk to them about everything
-long conversations all cuddled together
-Billy likes to play with your fingers
-Stu likes to play with your hair
-Billy gets into fits some times and its up to you and Stu to comfort him
-wearing Stu’s robe
-Stu carries you around sometimes (but only when Billy is not around)
-but for the most part its all three of you
-wow, i have just realized that Billy is super clingy boi but he just needs love
-i dunno man, writing shit about these two is making me realize some things
-i wanted to add more about cute things with Stu but Billy is just too dom for that shit and we all know what happens when you don’t pay attention to Billy
-all im saying is this would be an interesting time, that’s all
updated to include sexual stuff via sweet request ❤
-i mean i’m no expert on threesoms but here we goooooo
-Billy is rough AF
-Stu is the sweet gentle one but he can have rough streaks if he’s had a bad day
-Billy’s an ass man. he’s into choking, biting, marking, spanking, the whole shibang
-Stu’s also pretty down for marking you up with hickies because they like showing you off
-Stu is huge on the aftercare though
-like this is the boy who will set up a hot bath and carry you to it then play around in the bubbles with you
-Billy tends to pass out after a rough encounter but after a while he’ll lumber into the bathroom and force you and Stu to somehow make room for him in either the bath or the shower
-Billy is more down for public stuff but Stu wouldn’t be against it
-movie theatre stuff is a thing
-Stu’s super sweet though, like after a particularly rough sesh he’ll spend a whole weekend just pampering you and taking care of you and carrying you around
-Billy’s not super into the whole aftercare thing but he’ll still treat you gentler and call you princess
-yeah i’m feeling this dynamic