-it starts with them both kind of competing for you without you really realizing it
-someone straight up has to point it out to you
-you confront them and are just like “Guys wtf. you know i could never choose, you’re both so great-” and Loki is just like “then why choose?” and Valkyrie just kinda shrugs and is like “i’m down.”
-so you give it a try
-the first date with the two of them is kinda odd, not just because they’re both there but because they’re trying to fit in with Earth stuff and are both obviously gorgeous people one of whom is legitimately a god
-ending up just going back to Stark tower where you have a room and you give them actual regular people clothes like sweats and hoodies because their whole ‘blending’ look was not blending at all
-Tony’s tower has every room equipped with a huge king sized bed so its easy enough for you to all fit and get ready to watch a movie
-it takes forever to decide what to watch. Valkyrie claims she doesn’t care what you watch but everything Loki suggests she says no to because these Bae’s do not have the same movie taste
-finally you have to flip a coin to choose a movie. Valkyrie doesn’t really watch either way. you lean against Loki who has his arm over your shoulders while Valkyrie kind of just curls up next to you with her head on your lap
-it actually just works really well?
-you all fall asleep after the movie and wake up the next morning in a tangle of limbs but its actually super comfortable?
-they wake up before you and kind of just silently agree to let you sleep cuddled between them
-when you finally wake up they both kiss your cheek and tell you they’ll go make you breakfast. when you get to the kitchen they’ve managed to find a way to actually work together and cook something?
-since the first date went so well you all decide together that you want to try it out as something more permanent and after that the rest is history
-lots of chill date nights where you all cook and listen to music and dance around the kitchen then go cuddle and watch movies
-they both don’t give two shits if people are going to judge your relationships
-Thor is super confused by the whole thing and is kinda jealous that you get all their attention
-when the Avengers find out they’re all kinda surprised but its obvious that although Loki and Valkyrie can be kind of walking disasters on their own, the three of you just fit really well together
-but the PDA can be a bit much
-Valkyrie really does not give two shits so you bet your ass she’s going to be kissing or touching you whenever she feels like it
-and Loki is a clingy baby so he is also super chill with showing how much he loves you in public
-cuddling one night and asking them if they can teach you how to fight and they both just like jump up and ready to show you how. but training with these two is way to sexy to not lead to sexy times, lets be real here
-Loki calls you darling or love
-Valkyrie is more into calling you baby or princess
-when the three of you do go out and do actual posh date nights, the three of you get absolutely gorgeous and go to expensive restaurants and everyone stares at you because you’re all beutiful
-when you walk down the street usually you’re in the middle but sometimes, because it’s funny, Loki will walk in the middle and everyone is super jealous of him
-they both tell amazing stories about their lives
-Valkyrie is a fan of running her fingers through your hair
-Loki and Valkyrie like to debunk each others stories and sometimes end up arguing about how battles or fights actually happened
-you and Valkyrie like to do girls night things where you paint each others nails and one time Loki gets bored and you both paint his nails black
-lots of spa days
-a bath big enough for three
-the three of you trying to make Do It Yourself face masks
-lots of laughing and smearing the face masks on each other
-putting Loki’s hair into a man bun because why not
-they can both be really rough but also super loving and passionate
-so the issue is that they’re both dom tops
-but they make it work
-biting would be a thing i think, but only if you’re into it
-sharing is a thing they would have to learn but they make it work as well
-it can be kinda scary whenever theres an earth destroying force because both of them go to fight but you trust that they’ll protect each other and make sure they both come back to you
-Loki is somehow able to lift up both you and Valkyrie in hugs?!? but she’s not a super fan of that unless its after a huge battle and you’re all super thankful you’re all alive and together
-they’d both want to pamper you and you would definitely all do shopping sprees
-they mostly choose things for you to try on and then get comfortable and wait for you to do a fashion show
-they dote on you so much, like they constantly tell you how beautiful you are and how much they both adore you
-the first Christmas you had together they both know you so well they got you the same gift so after that they had to coordinate and make rules for who could buy you what. Valkyrie is better at choosing nice clothes for you but Loki has an eye for jewlery
-they do way too many drinking contests to settle things
-taking them to the fair for the first time and realizing you made an error because most rides only allow for two people to sit next to each other. so you have to go on every ride twice
-when you’re out and about and they both want to go different directions they just pull you and then glare at each other until you chose or one relents
-it’s kinda fun to wear lipstick because you and Valkyrie will help each other put it on and then leave marks all over each other and Loki
-you guys are just so perfect, i feel like someone (maybe Tony) bought you a camera and you the three of you just take so many pictures of each other all the time (maybe even a super cute Aesthetic couple instagram)
-you all just support the shit out of each other
-so… this was the OTP (one true poly) that i never realized i needed