“so you’re the woman i’ve heard so much about… the killer of men.” Daenerys smiled, looking you up and down, “i must say i’m quite impressed. half the kingdom is afraid of you and the other half is in love with you.”

“thats a gross exaggeration.” you laughed.

“the Starks, the Martells, the Boltons, the Lannister, even the wildlings are enamoured with you. not even including a few of the people closest to me.” she said, referring to Daario and Jorah. 

“men are easily wooed my Queen, you must know that.”

she smiled, “i think we should be allies.”

“that is Y/N, she’s your sister.” Jack said, pointing at where you were sitting with Bobby.

“what do you mean she’s our sister?” Dean asked.

“in this reality, after you two weren’t born, i had a daughter.” Marry explained.

“we have a sister?” Sam said, smiling.

“woah, hold on, you’re telling us we have a sister and thats great, but Jack why does this seem so important to you?” Dean glared.

“because i love her.” Jack stated.

“you what now?” Dean blinked.

“i love her.”

“come on man she’s our sister.” Dean sighed.

Mary laughed, “you didn’t even know she existed until two minutes ago.”

“doesn’t matter, men have a code Jack.” 

“where can i find this code? what does it say?” Jack asked in confusion.

“it says you dont date your friends sisters, other reality sisters included.”

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gif credit @kingofthecrxssroads

mobile masterlist

new masterlist that hopefully works for mobile 

SPECIFICS

GIRLXGIRL

LOVE TRIANGLES

DATING WOULD INCLUDE…

CLICK AND DRAGS

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS

ALL

EMILY FIELDS

HANNA MARIN

MIKE MONTGOMERY;

JASON DILAURENTIS

MARVEL

ALL

TONY STARK

STEVE ROGERS

THOR

PIETRO MAXIMOFF

WANDA MAXIMOFF

CLINT BARTON

NATASHA ROMANOFF

BRUCE BANNER

ERIK-LEHNSHERR

BUCKY BARNES

BOBBY DRAKE

PETER QUILL

WARREN WORTHINGTON

PETER MAXIMOFF

THE COLLECTOR

RONAN THE ACCUSER

PETER PARKER

ONCE UPON A TIME

ALL

PETER PAN

KILLIAN JONES

MAZE RUNNER

ALL

MINHO

NEWT

THOMAS

HOLIDAYS

CHRISTMAS

GREYS ANATOMY

ALL

JACKSON AVERY

MARK SLOAN

ALEX KAREV

STARWARS

ALL

KYLO REN

GENERAL HUX

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

POE DAMERON

FINN

RIVERDALE

ALL

ARCHIE ANDREWS

CHERYL BLOSSOMN

JUGHEAD JONES

SWEETPEA

SUPERNATURAL

ALL

SAM WINCHESTER

DEAN WINCHESTER

LUCIFER

MICHAEL

GRABRIEL

ASMODEUS

JACK KLINE

DEMON DEAN

ARTHUR KETCH

TEEN WOLF

ALL

STILES STILINSKI

LIAM DUNBAR

ISAAC LAHEY

SCOTT MCCALL

THEO RAEKEN

BRETT TALBOT

PETER HALE

JORDAN PARRISH

JOSH DIAZ

AMERICAN HORROR STORY

ALL

DONOVAN

THE COUNTESS

JAMES MARCH

RUDOLPH VALENTINO

TRUE BLOOD

ALL

ERIC NORTHMAN

GODRIC

JASON STACKHOUSE

MACKLYN WARLOW

TWILIGHT

ALL

DEMETRI VOLTURI

FELIX VOLTURI

GARRETT

EMMETT CULLEN

ALEC VOLTURI

PAUL LAHOTE

THE 100

ALL

JOHN MURPHY

BELLAMY BLAKE

RAVEN REYES

COMMANDER LEXA

VIKINGS

ALL

IVAR

HVITSERK

UBBE

BJORN

KINGSMEN

ALL

EGGSY UNWIN

AGENT TEQUILA

AGENT WHISKEY

THE WALKING DEAD

ALL

NEGAN

RICK GRIMES

DARYL DIXON

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

ALL

KAI PARKER

ELENA GILBERT

CAROLINE FORBES

BONNIE BENNETT

DAMON SALVATORE

KLAUS MIKAELSON

KOL MIKAELSON

ENZO

LUCIEN CASTLE

KATHERINE PIERCE


MISCELLANEOUS

JACK MERCER (FOUR BROTHERS)

CHRIS BECK (THE MARTIAN)

ERIC (DIVERGENT)

ROBB STARK (GAME OF THRONES)

NAPOLEON SOLO (MAN FROM UNCLE)

ILLYA KURYAKIN (MAN FROM UNCLE)

TOMM CUMMINGS (XCOMPANY)

TOMMY (HEROES REBORN)

FINNICK ODAIR (THE HUNGER GAMES)

TEDDY SANDERS (NEIGHBOURS)

CARLOS DE VIL (DISNEY’S DESCENDANTS)

DONNY DONOWITZ (INGLORIOUS BASTARDS)

WOLFGANG BOGDANO (SENSE8)

TIM RIGGINS (FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS)

CRAIG CODY (ANIMAL KINGDOM)

FORREST BONDURANT (LAWLESS)

CHARLES BRANDON(TUDORS)

JOHANNA MASONN(HUNGER GAMES)

MAL (DISNEY’S DESCENDANTS)

JACE WAYLAND (SHADOWHUNTERS)

RAPHAEL RANTIAGO (SHADOWHUNTERS)

MAX ROCKATANSKY (MAD MAX)

TRYSTANE MARTELL (GAME OF THRONES)

TOMMEN LANNISTER (GAME OF THRONES)

CLARKE KENT (SUPERMAN)

OWEN GRADY (JURASSIC WORLD)

ALBERT WESKER (RESIDENT EVIL)

JOSH FARADAY (MAGNIFICENT 7)

JOHN SHEPPARD (SG ATLANTIS)

JASON SCOTT (POWER RANGERS)

ADAM SAKLER (GIRLS)

MERKEL (ATOMIC BLONDE)

BILLY HARGROVE (STRANGER THINGS)

STEVE HARRINGTON (STRANGER THINGS)

POPE CODY (ANIMAL KINGDOM)

MAD SWEENEY (AMERICAN GODS)

DAVID (UNDERWORLD)

HARRY HOOK (DESCENDANTS)

BABY (BABY DRIVER)

TYBALT CAPULET (ROMEO + JULIET)

ALEX (DUNKIRK)

VALERIAN (VALERIAN)

RICHI GECKO (FDTD)

CHUCK BASS (GOSSIP GIRL)

JOKER (SUICIDE SQUAD)

SYVERSON (SANDCASTLE)

CHIBS (SONS OF ANARCHY)

ALFIE SOLOMONS (PEAKY BLINDERS)

JOHN SHELBY (PEAKY BLINDERS)

THOMAS SHELBY (PEAKY BLINDERS)

LE CHIFFRE (007)

RAOUL SILVA (007)

BILL WEASLEY (HARRY POTTER)

SPIKE (BTVS)

PATRICK HOCKSTETTER (IT)

PERFECT MINI SERIES SPN

ALL

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2

3

4

5

“honestly its not a big deal.” you said, “i will always be your best friend-”

“no you wont because he’s stealing you from me.”

“slow down, no one is stealing anybody.” Sweetpea assured her, “you just have to learn to share.”

she glared at him. “i know how to share, do you?”

“its weird. i dont want to take your power. usually i want to take other witches power.” Kai sighed, “why is it different with you?”

“come on Kai. i’ve been teaching you how to use your magic for three months now. you must know you’re completely in love with me.”

“oh yeah?” he asked, grabbing your waist and pulling you to him.

“yeah.”

“hey Hot Stuff, need something?”

“um… Hello. I’m here with Dean.” he said.

“shit, am i on speaker?”

“yes.” 

“so… so i just…”

“you just outted yourself.” Dean finished for you, “and Hot Stuff? seriously?”

“come on, Castiel is super Hot Stuff, look at him and tell me he’s not.” you challenged.

“are you two seriously arguing about pet names?” Sam groaned. 

“yes.” you and Dean said in unison. 

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gif credit @bennylafitte

you were a clubhouse bartender which usually meant that you were a croweater, but (to the complete and utter disappointment of every man in the club) you were known for your complete no flirting at work policy. 

the party had lasted later than usual which meant that when you were still cleaning when the sun came up. you were being quiet as to not wake all the sleeping club members and their women. 

you heard a door open and you looked up to see Chibs coming out from the ‘dormitory area’. he took a seat at the bar and you immediately kicked into bar tender mode, “can i grab you anything?” you whispered. 

Chibs grinned and shook his head, “you should go get some sleep.”

“i still have to clean.” you sighed, continuing your task of quietly trying to put the left over beer bottles in the recycling. 

“im serious lass, let me give you a ride home. one of the other girls can clean this place.” 

it was early. and you were exhausted. and to make it worse, no buses ran this early which meant you’d have to walk. 

“i know you dont do this sort of thing.” Chibs said, “but its just a ride home and we dont have to tell anyone.”

“okay. thanks.” you said, grabbing your bag.

you followed him outside and he sat down on the bike, offering you the helmet, “ever been on one of these?” he asked.

you rolled your eyes, “wouldnt you like to know?” he grinned as you got behind him on the bike, wrapping your arms around his waist, “dont get any ideas Chibs.” 

Steve sat down. he opened his mouth then closed it. then opened his mouth again. then closed it. he looked at the beer Thor was drinking, “you know what, let me grab you another one of those.” he said, standing to go to the kitchen.

“im okay if you ask her to marry you.” Thor stated, causing Steve to stop in his tracks.

“really?!”

“yes, but grab me that beer.”

“so what’s the plan? do you guys want it messy or clean?” you asked, pulling out your gun.

they all looked at you. Thomas was trying to hide a grin while Arthur laughed, John full on beaming at you. Michael, who was new to it all, was still getting used to you being the bad ass by night and the sweet family friend by day. 

“i think one of us should do it.” Tom said, using his hand to lower your gun.

“what? why do you guys get to have all the fun?” you whined, “keep this sort of thing up and i might take up Alfie’s offer to go work with him.”

“what offer?” John asked angrily. 

“the one where he points and i go have my fun.” you teased.

“there are other ways to have fun you know.” John said, arm going over your shoulders.

“okay, calm down now boys.” Thomas said, “Y/N can make the hit, make it clean.”

“you got it boss.”