he blinked, not really believing his eyes. 

at school, he’d been watching you for ages. and now here you were, like a perfectly gift wrapped present especially for him. 

you heard him approach and looked up, “Patrick?”

he grinned, liking the sound of his name on your lips, “what’s a pretty little thing like you doing alone in the woods?” he asked.

you tilted your head, choosing to tease him back, “i’m not alone. i’m here with you.”

he smirked, you’d be more fun than he ever even imagined. 

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-he’s the kind of guy that just gets swept off his feet by a woman

-the cutest first dates

-him finally convincing you to go for a ride on his motor bike

-pressing yourself against his back while he drives you over the hills looking at the water and he takes you to a place that looks over the whole city

-he’s just sweet

-like, buys you flowers

-first kiss would for sure include face cupping

-tender kisses at first

-hearing about all his stories of being a journalist

-talking for hours

-like this guy would just have a lot of interesting things to talk about

-and when you talk he just watches you with that smile of complete adoration

-he is big

-so he is big spoon

-just sleeping attached to each other

-waking up smiling every day cuddled to this bear

-he likes sleeping in and just groaning and pulling you back

-sexy morning voice

-he’s dtf all the time yo

-he’s so in love with you that he can be so tender

-but lets be serious, this boy had a dark side even before venom

-so he can be rough if you’re into it

-Eddie travels sometimes for his job and of course there would always be a plus one

-we have to talk about Eddie’s hands and that ring tho, like big hands cover big spaces yo, he likes touching, your back, your ass, your tits, your face, your hair… he likes touching

-then Venom happens

-Eddie initially trying to hide you from Venom but he can’t and Venom forces Eddie to let him meet you

-Venom sees you and is just like “we love her.” and Eddie is like “yeah, we do.”

-Venom vows then and there that he will protect you with just as much ferocity as he protects Eddie

-it would be weird getting used to

-i mean… there’s an alien. and he’s there with Eddie through everything

-Venom can be a bit of a dick

-so you could be making out with Eddie and Venom would cop a bit of a feel yo

-lets be serious, if you’re reading this you’re probably into monsters so imma assume you’re down with this shit yo

-Venom helping Eddie’s relationship with you.

-”we should buy her chocolate.” “good idea but why?” “because it makes her smile. we like her smile.” “yeah, we do.”

-no one can fuck with you

-you’d probably be compatible with Venom too so if you ever got hurt Venom would heal the shit out of you

-”wow, she’s really good at that.” “Venom, this is me time.” “no its not Y/N’s here.” “okay, this is me and her time.” “i can’t just not look.” “then be quiet.”

-my friend thought it necessary to include “self lubricating monster penis”… “it probably vibrates too.” “and it would be your exact favourite size… because he can change it.” only if you wanted to fuck venom and Eddie though. if not, that’s chill too

-having to explain to Venom the difference between good and bad people

-”what are we doing?” “we’re eating her out.” “but Y/N’s a good person, we can’t eat Y/N!” “no… i mean like… fuck. we have to give you The Talk.”

-Eddie would hate it but Venom thinks the city is pretty from above so he just takes the two of you to the top of buildings for dates (Eddie crying internally) 

-yeah Venom is protective as shit and freaks out anytime any guy looks at you or flirts with you in public, even though Eddie is confident in your love for each other

-”can we eat him?” “no he seems like a good person.” “he checked out our girlfriend.” “my girlfriend.” “our girlfriend.”

-Venom helping Eddie win you things at carnivals 

-Venom likes horror movies

-Venom being huge ego, so on Halloween he goes out as himself and gets super complimented by his ‘costume’ 

-Venom and Eddie saying “we do” at your wedding

-So Eddie has cute pet names for you, like Beautiful, Baby, Honey. but Venom does not understand pet names, “why are you calling her Baby, is she not fully grown?” “okay i think i have this now, hello Perfectly Shaped Human.” 

-”why are you calling her sweetheart?” “because she’s sweet.” “HELLO JUICY LIVER!” “thats wrong. thats just… wrong.”

-you know what man, life’s too short to not at least be slightly interested in monster fucking, lol, don’t judge me, you looked this shit up. 

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gif credit @kinghardy so i am actually in love with this tumblr account. like, this person is amazing and they are such a joy to see come up on my dash every day. they very kindly gave me permission to use their gifs and i’m so grateful because we’re both Tom Hardy fans and they create amazing gifs that can then inspire me to write ❤ ❤ ❤

the rest of the Avengers dispersed and you were left with Steve, he turned to you, “do you have plans for the rest of the day?” he asked.

“not really, you?”

he shrugged, “not really. hey, i was thinking… wanna go grab a coffee or something?”

“are you asking me on a date Captain?” you grinned.

“yeah, i am.”

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gif credit @steverogcrs thank you to this gif maker for giving me permission to use their gifs 🙂 im in love with gorgeous, big, beautifully coloured MCU gifs ❤

everyone had warned them at the beginning of their infatuations. when the fighting began, Bjorn and Hvitserk had attempted to step in, to make Ivar and Ubbe realize that brotherhood was more important than the love of a woman.

but of course, neither listened. 

everyone had given up with trying to stop the fighting. they just stood by, during the arguing, the yelling, the semi-regular drink throwing. 

there were even bets on who you would choose. 

you were with Hvitserk when you heard a yell and saw Ivar throw his cup of mead in Ubbe’s face, “woah, what are they fighting about?” you asked.

“you.” Hvitserk said. as soon as the word left his mouth he realized his mistake. you were not supposed to know about the fight. 

“me? what do you mean?”

the cat was out of the bag and Hvitserk sighed, “they’re both in love with you.”

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Hvitserk groaned when he took a bite of the food. it had been phenomenal for the past four days and Hvitserk had noticed. “do we have a new cook?” he asked.

“it would appear so.” Ubbe answered.

Hvitserk stood, and left the eating hall, going to the kitchen. he entered and everyone stopped cleaning the mess made from the cooking. “who made the chicken?” he asked.

you looked down and took a step forward, “I did.”

you expected him to be angry but instead he smiled, “it is the most delicious thing i’ve ever eaten. everyone but you, leave.” 

the other women scurried out of the kitchen. Hvitserk sat down and watched you, “cook me something else.”

“what would you like?”

“what do you make best?” he answered.

you thought about it for a second then began cooking. he watched you cook and when it was done you placed the food in front of him, he took a bite then he looked at you, “i think i’m in love with you woman.”

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you walked into the kitchen to grab popcorn and almost ran straight into a tall dark haired boy. “Jane why is there a strange boy in your kitchen!” you screamed back towards the living room.

Jane came running in, when she saw it was just Nolan she sighed, “oh thats just Nolan, he’s my cousin.” 

“oh, hi, I’m Y/N.” you said, holding out a hand.

Nolan looked down at your hand and laughed, shaking it, “nice to meet you Y/N.” he said.

“hey you should come watch the movie with us.” you suggested.

“sure.” Nolan agreed.

“Y/N you go on i just need to talk to Nolan for a sec.” Jane grinned, you left and she turned to him, “my best friend is off limits.”

“does she know that?”

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you’re red lightsaber swung menacingly as you squared off with Kylo, having arrived just in time to see him kill off the last guard and see Snoke’s dead body. “now what?” you asked, “kill me, take over the army, take over the galaxy?”

“join me. under our joint command, our army could be unstoppable.” he stated.

you stood still, searching your face, “and why would you offer to share power?”

“you’re an asset, more valuable to me alive.”

“its more than that, isnt it Ren?” you teased, deciding not to push you sighed, “i suppose its a good plan.”

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